An old-kind row shopping treats from everything: bad mood, migraine, spring allergies and sometimes - even from chronic flashes.
But even the best mall can be discharged by him: a boring, forever shaking and tired. Husband. We have collected 8 problems for you that can overshadow your way out into consumer light even faster than if you took a child with you.
Who builds so much? Who builds so much?!
In the soul he engineer designer. In his fantasies, he built three skyscrapers, two shopping centers and their own airship. Therefore, he knows exactly that it is impossible to design all these huge and meaningless malls. Shops, cafes, elevators and transitions must be located differently, and the architect needs to tear off the hands. This is if briefly. He will tell you in detail about all the subtleties over the next couple of hours.Why do you need all this
He will never understand what pleasure you can get just trying on a new dress. You can not explain why you did not buy this black skirt, despite the fact that she goes to you, because "I want another" is not an argument. He is the norm.
He shoes all the time
One boy in China went to the shopping center with his girlfriend and jumped into a staircase span. Because tired of carrying her packs of 7 hours. Your not so sensitive, but for some reason all the time whister a hysterical voice. And just in case, starts right away, as you crossed the threshold of the first boutique.Everyone lies!
These shoes are not worth so much, but this blouse is not from the real Shelka. You only pay for the name, and not for quality. Look at how they smeared the clothes, this is that you bought more. He looked about this television program and read articles in male magazines and now carries this knowledge to the world. Messiah, not otherwise.
I want to eat
This is such a conditional reflex as soon as he sees the big all-consuming gates in H & M, he immediately wakes up a brutal appetite. Not to shopping, but rolls with unfiltered beer. And about how to urgently eat, it will remind you every three minutes until you agree.And me a present?
When you simultaneously appear five large packages with long-awaited dresses, it turns on a small jealous boy who also wants joy. Headphones there are new or sweatshirt with a stupid print. Who were four boutiques back. No, where exactly, he does not remember, because he was busy. He sucked.
Text author: Daria Ionina
Illustration: shutterstock