If you think that the cocktail "Sex on the beach" was called in honor of a good case, then for beginnings to get acquainted with the safety technique and everything is pretty suspended - and is it worth the romance under the moon of all this one or better in the old fashioned way, in the Cabin of Ferris Wheel ( Crushed) in the toilet of the plane (crossed out) on the native bed with an orthopedic mattress?
Check out the laws
Since you are on the beach, I probably crossed the sacred frontiers of the homeland. Our country is so arranged that there are snow and mountains, in the middle of the edges and steel-smelting plants, and with beaches mostly tens. Before tearing more, you ask what karas are provided by the local law for adultery on the surf line. And me in mind - even in a purely secular state, it is possible to fly for violation of public order. Stones will not be bought, but they will have to bother.
And with fauna
Surface the location is better in advance. And not just to look after, and try the method of lying. Someone where the beaches of the beaches are packed with racks, sand mills (these creatures have a bad habit of hurt and put eggs in micro-wounds), sandy fleas, spiders who can kill buffalo bubble, choppedrants, predatory larvae of Cthulhu and other insects. And when this rubbish in the night clings to your rose bud, it will be late to crush.
And with the environment
Oddly enough, the safest corners for sex are located on the outskirts of the party clubs - securities of the beach clubs are more concerned that the insane ravers in the pool drowned, and every debauchery is surprised there. But on the beaches of the luxury (and not very) hotels often chop the guards with lanterns. Confuez can happen.
Don't go into water
Tossed - sex on the beach. Not riding a buoy. In the water, there is any livery, which can be forced for intimate, and in the dark you will not notice it. Here to take at least jellyfish. One touch of jellyfish called the Portuguese boat causes the strongest edema, nausea, loss of consciousness and fever. Not so, you imagined the tropical night of love. In addition, the water may be met by you quite far - the currents are unpredictable and very strong. Open in neutral waters and without panties. And, we already mentioned that sex in salt water deprives you lubricants and causes irritation of the mucous membranes? Not? Well, we mention.
Training nest
An extensive thick beach towel is the most necessary thing. She will protect you from sand, which with recurrent movements turns the ass (not to mention the more sensitive areas of the body) into a solid abrasion, barns, fragments and other members of the money. Create that in the bag, in addition to a towel, there is a bottle of water (cool the heat and wash off the sand, if he still falls, where it is not necessary), condoms, spray from mosquitoes, wet wipes (rub the caustic repellent from fingers before you poke them Neither falling), passport (in case you are caught and interpretable in the area) and sufficient money for otkup. And if it happens on the rocky beach, then the extra towel or the pad for lining under the elbows and knees. For users of the level of the inflatable mattress.
Choose pose
Beach sand only looks like so gentle and soft, but it is necessary to lie down - and it is found that it consists entirely of bumps, corping and sharp shells. With pebble beaches are still worse. Therefore, a missionary position is a bad choice. The smaller your heated bodies come into contact with the Earth, the better. All variants of the knee-elbow (pad!) Or standing - excellent.
