10 male tricks

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Psychologists, glossy magazines and "psychologists", who read glossy magazines, advise on all parties to women not give up their basic rights, friends, status and habits for men. Do not, they say, fade, for a changeable world. And women, it seems, and do not be bitten, but in one beautiful (or not very) the day wake up with the thought that they live someone else's life, and one's own lost somewhere, crying and calling mom. And as soon as men manage it?

1. Work

The average man is not at all stupid and is unlikely to say "Throw his job, break and cook me borscht." He will say: "Oh, you do not appreciate you at all, you are worthy of more, you need a place where you can self-realize in full." And the woman herself does not expect from himself, chlorides the boss on the cheek "according to his own", and, two years later, suddenly detects itself for self-realization in the context of the cutting of beets. She sits down to cry, and the man is terribly surprised - they say, you sama decided to quit.

2. Appearance

The direct order "paint hair into white, eyebrows - in red, and the skin - in blue will not be. But it will be, for example, watching porn with a barrier blonde from the planet Pandora. Or a banal "beautiful" towards a girl corresponding to the aesthetic preferences of the narrowed. After that, the narrowing runs to the hairdresser, and in particularly launched cases - to a plastic surgeon. A new image will be taught and pressed, but it, "she thinks," he will not quit me. Although the concepts "I like the blonde" and "I will not bother my blonde-wife" correlate with each other a little less than anything.

3. Friends

A man rarely speaks straight: "Do not communicate with Nataska, I don't like her." What for? It is enough if the wife regularly see how a favorite courageous face with a smell on the chin turns into a chicken ass, every time Natashka crossed the threshold.

4. Parents

It works in about the same way as with the Ntashka, only in 100500 is stronger. As a result, a woman, wanting to save his beloved from unthinkable suffering, has already independently telling his mother's mother: "What don't you drink tea?".

5. Hobby

Men rarely require dividing their hobbies directly. There are enough hints - they say, the mountain skiing is health, and Shumacher is simply not lucky. And well, if the hobby is some innocent and safe, such as urban mountaineering or feeding sharks. Some copies in their free time are fond of beer and football, that the essence is real hardcore. And the favorite Argentine Tango will somehow evaporate from the female memory, returning only in dreams, from which for some reason, for some reason.

6. Dignity

"Family is a hard work, hard work, very difficult work," says the average woman, and tolerates everything or almost everything. Think about the "goat" called ... The goat is even almost no offensive, goats - they are pretty and milk gives useful. And in general - no one promised that it would be easy. They promised that the family is hard work, hard work, very hard work. So all is well.

7. Belief

Political, religious - no matter. It is important that even in a candy-bought a man one (one-only) times will quiet - and that's it. Steep such manipulation is one movement of eyebrows, and writing disappeared. We are already starting to break eggs from a stupid end, and not with acute, although all previous N years have believed to be people who do neurruck.

8. Children

It works very simple - once at night whisper in the ear: "Let's do children." And the woman is already looking at the strollers, although all his life was confident that children did not want, at least in the near future. In the depths of the soul, she is now not delighted, but the stroller is nothing like that, and the childhood seems to be anesthesive ... Well, let the children, I probably want them. Probably…

9. Candidy

Exactly the opposite - whisper at night in the ear: "Not time." And the time goes and even flies. But the woman is no longer crying, seeing the toddler on the street. Well, almost not crying. She will also have a baby, just not the time.

10. Freedom

Freedom is not necessarily limited to scandals, oh, no. An intelligent man will not scandal. He sighs hard, as a deadly wounded elephant, and says: "I was so worried." Who wants to worry a loved one? And the chain is not so hard, especially if it decorates it with the straticles. Carat. Well, or at least from Swarovski.

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