Print this letter eleven times, left ten girlfriends, leave the last copy to themselves and reread every time you want to take the locomotive pipe and beat, beat, beat this fucking monitor, alternating blows on a liquid crystal screen with a husband's head. Re-read, and you will be happy.
Remember, a woman when your spouse is playing online games, sin great tear it from. For:You are not immortal
The most obvious, not requiring additional comments argument. But convincing.He sublimates
Husband looks at the tits of his drains, and no longer go to you change - if you can stare on such ass and waist without additional gestures, why are these ridiculous tears to the old patient? Husband looks at the blow of his pumped tank, and he (in her husband, not at the tank) somehow metaphorically grow in the right place an extra five-ten (depending on the pumping of the tank), see and her husband no longer need to prove his masculinity nor a stupid original.He appears a feeling of guilt, and they are very convenient to manipulate
The main thing is not to overplay and do not remember the tanks. And do not cut for tanks. Tanks are good, it is important. Just sigh and "I'd have gotten somewhere with you somewhere." And the husband mentally gives himself a word that immediately (immediately, honestly) after the raid you choose with him somewhere. And the silk such a husband becomes. And my friends boast - they say, my understands me, Luzers. And those such envy: eh ...He relieves stress
And for all sins of the trunk chief, the bubban customers, the bubban shoppers, the bubban heat, the bombing neighbors, the Banner of the former wife and other bunny animals are not disgraced you, but unsuccessful T-34.It increases the sense of its own greatness.
Due to the drawn pixels, and not due to the humiliation of weak women and children in a small radius. He killed a black man in an epoch mode, he practically God and can afford to be indulgent.You have time
You can meet with girlfriends of any sex, to do a pedicure, drink champagne in broad daylight and even pump out some tanking tank - no one will tell you that you are a bad wife and do not pay the time to the family, doing some kind of non-chant and harmful garbage budget . An experienced woman knows that happiness is about it looks like this.He gets adrenaline
And, it became, it will not go to seek adventures on your ass in real life. If your husband is different from the average office hipster a little more than half, online games is a reduction in budgetary costs for blood-based drugs is approximately threefold.Online games do not contain alcohol
He can capture the world with its faithful gray in the apples of the koreas, but it will remain sober. Hallelujah!He pumps patience
When you kill four hours in a row for seven days a week, and every time you start in trying to take the next game height, you will automatically pump up patience skills. Indispensable, perhaps - the main, skill for successful family life.In games, he may be who wants
And not the fact that in real life Society requires. Very often they say and write that people run into the virtual world, since it is easier. If you are inserted in the drawn universe, she favorably gives you a bun, commensurate invested efforts. Even if you are a former apprentice, not the son of King Stormgrad. The harsh reality says: "Hichih", and gives all the buns to the son of the prosecutor of the region. Therefore, electric psychologists from the screens of our monitors scare us, the virtuality is dangerous, it will eat it all. Let us suppose. But any medal has as many as two sides. And the second side is that at least somewhere your husband will give a deserved bun with a guarantee and a 24-hour support service. A well-deserved bun is minus one small nespiece, which is already a luxury, which is not thrown.