Our big white Mrs. Chief Editor PICS is a birthday today. And we, as dedicated slaves, a friendly team, can not pass by this delightful date. Dear Katya, we love you very much and sincerely wish nothing overshadowed your bright holiday! Please somebody help, she took out our passports!
Birthday is dangerous not only inexorably approaching old age, but also that this day is very easy to spoil. Literally easy movement of hands, souls and brain. For example, like this:Remember not only the date of your birth, but also a year
Not, in principle, remember, and persistently remember. The last century, the past millennium, the end of the seventies, no, the boy, Yaropolk was before. How before? Well ... now it seems not much.You, of course, remained friends and generally civilized people. But she is a goat! Though beautiful. But her profile is a horsepower. And laughter. And dress stupid. And it is completely unclear why she puts his hand to his knee. Want to show that this is now her property? Fool, forgive Lord. Fool and horse.Get drunk
One of the most wonderful moments of awakening the next morning after the holiday - it is lying in bed to sorting out how precious pebbles, yesterday's memories: this was gave it, so they said this, that's how I kissed, life was successful. And if you get drunk, then exactly three decadum stone remains in the necklace: head, liver and pressure. And a desperate whisper in the world ester: good someone, shot me. But the world ester is silent, and in Instagram, pictures begin to appear inexpressible.Prepare something seek on some kind of adku recipe
For guests to fall from delight, and in the toast epithet "This Mistress" took its legitimate place between the "Melnitsa" and "Beauty". But in the pre-holiday Soda and Soda and Salt look completely equally. And the bag of vanilla sugar is no different from the Vanillina bag. Experienced birthdaynitsa know that there are tent vanillin bags with a complex multilevel cake, abandoned instead of vanilla sugar. And remember the unforgettable taste of Olivier with soda. And the desperate taste of tears in the toilet remembers.Build plans, considering this day special
This is a very girl: today the holiday, it means that a miracle will happen. No, well, when, if not today? The new year did not happen, now it's right. Apotheosis Apogi: He will make me an offer, I have a birthday. And in the toilet from the tears, the tile is falling off.Invite a bridal entertement
"Who was born in January, get up, get up, get up." Other people's people designed to decorate your holiday look about the same in the same organically as a foreign corporate party in honor of the birthday of Kirkorov ... but no, this is a bad example, sorry ... well, as a circus of medieval freaks on the tacks at the Bilan concert ... yes what is so ... in general, it did not work out with examples, but other people's people look at your celebration extremely inorganic, honestly.Forget to disable Wi-Fi
An hour later, the guests will begin to mow under the table in their smartphones. Two - lay out smartphones on the table. And after three, each other will be like a Facebook, commenting on your food. Most likely, they will praise, if it is, of course, you will comfort.Invite guests, proceeding exclusively for considerations: "And otherwise he is offended"
According to the Great Space Law, this guest will certainly be, for example, an artist coming with his own guitar, who wrote one hundred and forty-eight songs in honor of the anniversary and as much as the love. So far, everything will not fit - it will not leave. The guest can be a tribune, talking toasts and declaration jokes, from which teeth drives and want to die. In the end, the guest can be a mother-in-law, which arguely prove that the previous toast with the listing of all the positive qualities of the birthday girl was a grand deception, and that's why ...Collect in cafes of buddies who have a loan for iPhone
That is, initially a very convenient agreement - come who wants, order what you want, only paying later for yourself. Usually, pleasures behave decently and put with a reserve, but the credit on the iPhone creates with the personality of real miracles.Talk about politics
An ideal innovative way to spoil yourself not only a birthday, but also at least a week to live in a viscous acid environment destroyed under the foundation of social connections. Yes, which week ... From now on, it is forever. On the other hand, the less friends remained, the less food will have to be prepared in a year.