Texts warning women about maternity bodies, abound. Only a sense of this. You can't even say "warned, it means, armed", because usually everything is supplied as a total hopeless or with a slightly insane refrain "But-pink and heels". Black White. Here we are in pics.ru and decided to clarify some popular horror stories.
Spick me sleep
They speak. Oh-Oh, oh, ahead sleepless nights!
You think. Yeah, it's how to prepare for the exam. It is hard, of course, but I will cope.
Actually . Exam - controlled event. His date, preparation volume and outcome options are known. The child is unpredictable, so sleepless nights can begin, when you like, it is unpredictable for a long time, arise for various reasons and which "tickets" need to be learned to terminate, it is not known for sure. In addition, the deprivation of sleep is very harmful to health and sincere equilibrium. Truth. Some completely prosperous women from the lack of sleep caught themselves on the balcony with the thought "How to jump how to jump down: first throw it out or right?" The lack of control over the situation adds fire to this adk.
On the other hand . It may well be that you will pass only by rare cases "the teeth will be cut down," and the relatives will guess you in time and give you to rejoice in the afternoon. You look - and the child has already grown up and feeds itself in the morning and entertains.
Freedom to Side!
They speak: You will talk about alone Pokebones
You think: What is war? I, maybe not a princess, but somehow it is in order without such conversations all my conscious life.
Actually. In small children it is difficult to understand what happens to them. So the close study of infant casains, no joke, an important part of the life of the parents. And if you find the unfortunate parent of the horsepha "Hodovysik-Tugosry", then for jokes in your address you want not just to talk about poop, but to throw a pair diaper in a joker one and a half liters.
On the other hand. It makes sense to talk about this good only with experts: doctors, other mothers, adequate relatives with the relevant experience. And who climbs on your thematic forum and scares professional jargon, that let me go to tanks and it indicates how to write in Russian correctly. And we will see.
We wanted a pati
They speak : Well, everything. The end of your social life
You think : Here's another!
Actually. Well, how did you have a social life during exams? And during the diligence at work? With the child practically the same. And if you score on the exam, an armor or a child for the sake of fun - the result will not be very different in all options, and in the option with the child - not very much.
On the other hand. A child is a man, and with people, in some respects, is easier than with things and things. Let's say the exam does not sit with you and your friends in the family cafe, because there is a cool room with steam rooms or fruit cutting. And the child is very happy. The report is useless to take with you to the sea, and the child is only on the road. In general, you have stress ahead, but the stress is flexible and incomplete (we are looking for a look that they did not think about the word "tablet").
It is better at once
They speak: You will turn into a terrible 65-kilogram monster with the renewal roots
You think : Never! (And if you and the woman of the average physique, then "why am I so extinguish"?)
Actually. Some changes are inevitable. The chances of feeling after childbirth carelessly paid to the fish is great enough. Stretching do not care that they write on the internet about creams. The child is not interested, you have time to go to the hairdresser. Non-shock and plan-interception of food called "What remains in the frying pan and did not die the baby" laugh at your former head.
On the other hand . There are changes irreversible, and because of them it makes no sense because everyone is equal, and those who have given birth and barking tend to one black point. And there are temporary and reversible. If the inner critic will fill and starts to peck you about the latter, tell him the following: "I'll sleep tomorrow or after tomorrow and go to the pool, and you will stay an evil invisible ugly in my head, Chao Cocoa."
Wait, steam locomotive!
They speak: Goodbye, career and development. Well, a woman should sit at home.
You think : I will work until the last, and then quickly recover!
Actually. Mother assumes, the baby has, and relatives, as a rule, do not contribute. At some point, you may seem that you really look at the bright, the distant world of people from the bottom of the dark well and it is forever.
On the other hand . This is temporary.
If you give birth early, then you catch up and run away everyone who you think it is necessary to catch up, and as long as they themselves will give birth, you will already be sure to distribute them advice with unattainable height. If you give birth to later - in advance of the mind you will have experience, contacts and connections, so I don't have to regret any impressions, and it will be easier to return to the working track. And if you go along the path of many families, well, you will become a super-juggler of your affairs. And if you want, then somewhere between the case will make some other project-other, in addition to the baby. Because, well, what is the problem now. At least we, in pics.ru, believe in you.
Without panic.