The zoz will be inevitable, instagram flooded with fitness lines, which demonstrate not only beautiful shape, but also quite tightened forms. But you and sports - the concepts are diametrically opposed, and there are as many as 9 signs.
You are nonconformist
And boldly go against meinstream! Everyone eats burgers? And you across the old woman you get the paste. Everything is crazy about Sneakers New Balance? Studs - your option! So the damned zozh, according to which everyone is crazy, not for you. And fitness with him. Let them burn in hell.
You and so rules
Fitness Schmitnes! You and the school through the goat did not jump, but climbed or passed by passing past - why should you bother? Sport has never inspired you so much to strain and several times a week to come there, where you must overcome yourself and do something. In the end, a good man should be a lot, and a man is not a dog and the bone does not rush!
You do a bad selfie
You never given this science! That in the frame will get a bundle of Chipson, then you get with a peasive face, then the phone at the most inopportune moment slips out of the hands. Yes, and then: You will not do so much selfings in life how much is required for a successful visit to the fitness club! Fingers will be twisted!In your sofa built in magnet
Customized solely on your briginal body and attracting it with a tripled force. Well, more cat attracting, but he does not need to sport! And as soon as you find yourself on the sofa, then the treacherous hands themselves are drawn behind the cookie, seagull, chipson, laptop with the last season "Games of the Thrones" ... and that's it. Plated your fitness.
You are Misanthrop.
In essence, the fitness club is what? A place where people gather together and sweat. Spectacle, I must say, and so unpleasant. And to the heap, some female exhibitions do not like to hold you in a dark corner of the fourth-sized shower. And in general - there are too many people!
You are a realist
That is, you have a dream dress. And it is great for you! And in general, soon nuclear winter, so it's time to put salt, sugar, matches and buckwheat with rice. And stock fats! Do not dumbbells will heal you long winter evenings, right?You love friends too
Therefore, the time that could carry out the iron and meaninglessly squeezing two hundred times (with a risk for the joints, it is necessary to notice), with much greater pleasure you will spend on them, loved ones and relatives! Pilates will not drink wines with you and will not discuss the latest news.
Vlok to carry the form
There is too little space in your bag so that there is also a sporty form there - this is a shirt, shorts, socks, sneakers, shower gel, shampoo, deodorant. In short, the whole separate Baul, with which you recall the seller with whom the seller from the Cherkizovsky market, God's Chinese rags rest.You are faithful
And you can't change the vinice with a vile exercise bike. Or some rod there. How will you later watch yourself in the mirror? And on the bottle of Chianti? That's it!
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