Any careman with experience knows that the quotes have one wonderful ability. That is, wonderful abilities with them as much as you like (which is just their skill to shock in slippers), but there is one truly inexplicable. Cats can disappear. Just he was here, sat on the windowsill, staring at the bullfight, and now it is not. The Kis-Kis-Kis is not responding, the crunch of the favorite "drying" is not in a hurry. Where is he? Where? And here you can go around the whole house, but the cat will appear in myself, in the most unexpected place, just at the time when you have already murgerated and decided to start hamster.
No hamsters! We will not lie - PICS nothing is sense in politics and quantum mechanics, but in one you can surely trust us: we know where to look for your cat!
Somewhere upstairs
This is not the secret place, and you already, of course, checked it, but still. Check the cabinets, shelves, and the main refrigerator. Somewhere there, after the old juicer, he shook. And cornices! Do not forget about the eaves.
Somewhere inside the sofa or chairs
Do not even convince us that there are no holes in the upholstery, which means that the cat could not penetrate inside the soft furniture. You just are not a cat, and do not know how to open furniture portals.
Somewhere in a basket with dirty lover
In her middle it itself. Where it is warm and smell like loved socks. Your task is to patiently lay out lingerie one thing out of the basket on the floor. No need to pour a bunch, in the hope that the cat will fall out with her. Cat, such a substance that it should be found carefully and thoughtfully. Somewhere between the baby's sock and a duvet cover he faded.
Somewhere in the washing machine
According to polls of the population, from other household appliances, cats prefer the washer. And we know why. In fact, the cats are preparing for a great cat outcome on Mars, and in space, without training on a centrifuge - there is nothing to do.
Somewhere in the sink
Yes, it just sleeps in the sink and the concept has no idea that the whole family is already from whiskey on Corwalol. Well, and that, that before that, the car was not noticed for love for plumbing? Everything sometime happens for the first time.
Somewhere in colors
If you have a relatively big pot with a palm tree, ficus or geranium, then the cat may well do "under the shadow of grove and paradise kusch." Alas, the Union of Cat and the pot is rarely durable, and most often ends with a broken fate. Of course not. Not cat.
Somewhere in shoes
What are you laughing? Do you think the cat does not fit inside the 45th sizes? In vain. There are three cats. They and in the 40th will fit if they try, and the tails are drawn.
Somewhere in the bread
In a wooden bread, in a plastic bread or in a basket for bakery products. They say some cats very much like the smell of bread mold and their bread do not feed (sorry for the pun), let me be shattered on a slightly voiced crust.
Somewhere in the sleeve
In the fact that the cat is sitting (more precisely) in the sleeve of your jacket there is nothing unusual. He is cool there, warm, and smells the street. He, by the way, cannot fall, because he is a cat, not a wallet.
Somewhere in a feline house
Well yes! From the same time, as you bought this multi-level construction and installed in the middle of the living room, the cat never climbed there. Isn't that a reason to check the house first? Surprony !!!
