What was divided by all sorts of joyful personalities: jump around, rejoice at something, smile in the whole mouth, sing about spring and generally worried serious people, reflecting about the trust of all things.
How not to infect common lesome optimism?! How not to put on a t-shirt with a fun print and not to zaga over the next fun joke?! That's how:Method 1
The first and easiest way is the option of J. K. Jerome. True, today there is no need to dig to the library for the British Encyclopedia: just open the Internet Symptoms of Diseases. Beginners and people with a movable psyche can be limited to inquiry in the search engine "Symptoms of serious diseases", professionals instead of "serious" enter "incurable." Everything, then you can only learn the proposed, with each line everything is distinctly making sure that the only thing you are not sick is postpartum fever. Or is it? In any case, reassens for suffering at least debugs. Note: This method is especially good for medical students and citizens after 35 years. The first can reinforce their suspicions by academic knowledge, the second - rich experience. As a bonus, you can suspect close to the plot of silence: specifically, dogs, claim that you are healthy, so that you will rather take your collection of porn and a new iPad to your hands!Method 2.
If there is no Internet and / or library at hand, use what is always at hand yourself! Close, widespit eyes, wait. ... here, see?! Yes, yes, these stains that sailed before our eyes, almost invisible, but they are! This is probably cataract whether the Bello starts, and then the brain tumor gives you hello. Listen to your body. Heart is beating? No, it knocks heart attack! Already on the threshold, viper, and there is also a stroke with him, I suppose - won, in our ears, albeit quiet, hardly, but everything starts with a small one. Note: The same bonus is the same as in the previous method plus - an excellent reason to bring to the white crown of all doctors in the district clinic, requiring confirmation of its suspicion.Method 3.
Recine your childhood: gas cutting machine, ice cream for twenty-eight kopecks and tomato juice on spill, in which the salt of a salt of a muddy faceted glass was found. And also - family viewing of the diameters, Izya "I want to know everything" and becoming a cosmonaut. It clearly realize that the current ice cream and close is not so tasty, and in general - what country they walked around! Oh, everything went to, flushed into an irrevocable abyss and will never happen again ... But how well we lived! ... Note: To enhance the effect, remember the old prices, parent salary and the total non-equity population. Include "My address is not a house and no street ...", see the "girls" or "Beware of the car" and cry for the pastany days, lovingly noting all familiar trifles: newspaper stands, "Friends" cigarettes, pushing in commissions, beer barrels. Ideal for those born in the USSR, those who were born in another country can be nostalgic on the principle "did not live there, but so would like."Method 4.
To begin with, accept as a given fact that you are a thin sensitive soul, able to appreciate and understand everyone and every one can uselessly use it. All go to you, everyone wants to use you, not offering anything in return, but even if they give something, then these are immeasurable crumbs. You work, climb the nest, pouch as an ox and even lying on the sofa is thinking about global problems, and you: "I bring garbage" or "Borschi's pour!". Note: Carefully remember all the insults and the worn around the neighbor surrounding from the very moment as a fool called you, and Slavik from the parallel class substituted. To enhance the effect, you can put "Hachiko" or "White Bim Black Ear": Already by the middle of the view, you can understand that the true friendship people do not appreciate, won - with dogs and that cruel, and you - you are better than the dog! Scroll into the voice.Method 5.
Everyone will die once. So this life is arranged, nothing is forever, so one day the lid one day. Although, hell with them with everyone, the main thing - you also do not avoid this fate, you will also be buried once, thrown into the grave, over which the leaves appear and smells in winter. And you have not written the great book, they did not make a revolutionary discovery, did not make the feat and removed the measure for the equestrian statue. Everything, in this place you can begin to grieve, realizing the impossibility of changing anything in the movements of the rumbling wheel of Sansary. Note: Memories of the dead celebrities are well suited, which lived just, and remember them the whole world and loves them. It does not shine this, you will be forbidden everything, you should die, and this can happen already at least now - the clock is ticking, it makes no sense to buy new shoes, it may not even have time to go to them. Play quietly and bitterly, in no case explaining the surrounding cause of grief.Method 6.
And last - in no case do you go to the site PICS.Ru ! There are too fun and all attempts to be a real Hamuel are doomed to failure.Text author: Anastas Mashkovtsev