To read childish-parent magazines, and as if only little children and adolescents hide something from their parents, because they are afraid of punishment.
In fact, without punishments, and long adult children have secrets that are not going to share with their parents. And we shared with us.
I often did not report my mother's real number of your animals.
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I'm not saying that I have a credit card debt.***
My mom still does not know what I slept with a woman. And I don't think I'll tell her once.
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My mother does not know anything about my trials.***
Parents never recognize the number of my lovers. And that my novel with now a former husband began with sex.
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I did not say that I was in a relationship with a woman that I smoked cigarettes. The second mother accidentally discovered.***
That hitchhiking is all European Russia in student. Mom and dad heard the version that we were going to the typewriter.
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About what I go to psychotherapy. Because of her.***
I keep secret that I wrote a book about our family. What is it, be bred in the book, even if you are a positive hero there?
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I still call mom a little shopping prices, because she is experiencing how to live-survive. Although he herself taught me, we live once, you can twisted with money, and a pleasant (often not very necessary) thing will not fall more.***
That one day I was almost taken into the detox.
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I do not tell what received the second higher.***
Until the latter did not tell that I make a performance and get a diploma of a psychologist. 20 years hiding that I smoke. Well, in general, they don't know about me almost anything.
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Hide from my parents that the boy I met 2 years ago, and so it happened that on the same day he led him to meet her parents so that they knew who I was going to spend the night to visit (it was a trip, so I About 10 years old, I do not show anyone), I recently received an indefinite imprisonment for killing with cannibalism.***
23 years ago on May 1 there was a snowstorm. Parents were at the cottage, I am at home. Because of the weather, I did not go for a walk with the infant Egor, but decided to put it in a stroller at the balcony, breathe air. The gust of the wind overturned the vase with the branches of the ribbies and broke a beautiful plate from the service, which we only shook with mom: April 29, the dad was an anniversary. I hoping my breath glued her superclaim (he only appeared then). Surprisingly, grabbed well and smoothly. And only in 15 years, after numerous worshis, the seam became noticeable. I was just visiting my parents. Mom was surprised - how was this plate cracked so strange, and when? I told. Mom did not believe for a long time, they say, I soap this service a hundred times, would notice. But the details were convinced.
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I do not tell how much I pay for vocal classes. I have not yet told how I went with friends to the sea and there I sunbat and bathed without everything (well, also a personal life to this was attached violent, as without it). And that his naked photo with her own hands posted in a very popular blog. Everything is very innocent, but the mother knows optional.
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I do not tell that five years went to a psychotherapist.***
For a very long time, until the seventh, it seems the month did not tell about the pregnancies - neither of the first or second.
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Does not know what I did an abortion.
The article prepared Lilith Mazikina
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