Not that we consider all the male idiots, but sometimes the temptation appears.
For example, when you read a couple of news about where the men's member is once again stuck.
Amateur something sore
On September 15, 2017, the Firefighters of the German city of Worms had to spend three hours to gently cut a member of his compatriot from the barbecue from the bar. The Sports Shell so opened the owner of the bar, is not reported.In fairness, we note: the news that on September 17, 2012, a certain Swede died, compacing with the horses, was Fake.
Shocking asia
In August 2008, a forty-year-old Chinese has sex with a bench in Hong Kong Park. A member he did not lose a miracle, because if the doctors removed him not four hours, and five would have to amputate the affected body. In addition, a bench was seriously injured - so that the fan of four-legged and wooden to deliver to the hospital, it had to cut it.
The bulk lover explained that he just felt lonely and unhappy. How not to put in some hole here.
Playing a bottle
Seven years ago On the service of answering questions, our compatriot hung the question: "When having sex with a bottle for under Ketchup, a member stuck in it, what to do?"We do not know whether he guessed as a result to consult the doctors or proudly died, but the bottles of ketchup really are recently popular among visitors to the trauma branches of the world. What is so attractive in them, we don't even imagine.
Some love jogging
In the spring of 2009, the American high school student came to the Fast Food restaurant and ordered a stack of hot pancakes. Handing pancakes, the cashier warned not to eat them immediately - they say, you can burn. The high school student listened to the warning, went to the male toilet and put an ereginated member in the stack of pan. Obviously, he wanted to experience the thrill. Well, so sharp feel in life. The burned skin was taken from the member, the remaining fabrics also got burns and were infected in addition. The guy was treated for a long time. Whether he retained his little ladd away, it is unknown, but it is very hardly.
Some scientific approach
The German urologist Michael Teimuraz in 1978 wrote the dissertation dedicated to injuries who receive men trying to masturbate the hose of the included vacuum cleaner.
We live a little later, and for sure I would like to work the case of a man from Florida, who floating in the pool, decided to try, say so, play with the pump.
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