10 male qualities that are really breeding women

Baby Pics, they say, all the time offends men. Not true! Men we love. highly. But we are not guilty that they sometimes behave like fools?

For example, we read one forum, where men are divided by the secrets of the seduction of women. Boys, you sorry us, of course, but you do not mean in it. Okay, we are not greedy. Here is a list of 10 things that are really breeding.

Mind

PICs goes against its own rules and begins with banalities. On the other hand, a smart man can calmly flee, get fat and grow old - and nothing will be for it. In the sense that as started - it will start. Bewarer. No one, stalled, quiet life in pensions, all, know, beat off from the wizens. How well, that a truly smart man is a look of disappearing. Red-hot, in fact.

Sense of humor

Yes. We want to laugh. We simply seem to be a man with whom the fun never makes nothing bad to us. We are mistaken, of course. But still start.

Steel eggs

And reinforced concrete is the most. Well, in general, when a man leads the car along the night highway (and violates the speed regime, of course), and from the forest suddenly runs away, the man must be silent. And then let something tell me in the spirit "Did you see, saw? He has a horns! Actually, in May, they just start growing, did you know? " And if instead, the man squeals, the fancy and moaning that you miraculously survived something that he myself was elk, you know. Just elk.

Smell

This is an amateur thing, there is a watermelon, but who is a pork clinger. But if a man does not have their own recognizable smell (no, not smelling strong standing socks), then nothing shines. So the diversity of the perfume industry is all wiring for suckers. Is that bikers can change perfume at least every day - they still carries only skin, gasoline, whiskey and tobacco. Therefore, they do not walk on foot. It would be confused.

Gallantry

It is killed, hanale you can conquer anyone if it is not a feminist, of course. Selflessly lie! It's about life, not about sex. And about the sex we have to say the following: the more naturally the man gets to take care of us, the faster we taave. But if he dilutes all these "feed a hand", "to file a coat", "open the door" - we suspect that all the other signs of attention will also extract, including bed. Well, he nafig, here it is also easier to be called a radical feminist. Well, from those that are not for equal rights, but for the World Matriarchate. Let him fall off.

Skill to play with children

Yes, we are animals. The females who choose to themselves, who will not fed the offspring for the simple reason that in the morning did not get up with that paw. Well, or his tick was bitten. We want a male who will take care of the offspring. Who knows it. So what, that we yourself do not need this offspring here and now? The mechanism works. Do not believe? Ask any desperate coquette to seduce the coach of the children's sports section. He will pay and bump into a cupcake with mop. Honestly.

And the ability to become a child

When it is necessary, of course. If a man is not able to prepare his meal itself - it does not start at all. And if after work opens a bottle of beer and revises the third season of "Ninja Turtles" - also by. But if this big-big uncle takes a little puppy with her big-big hands and says "Wow, a dog! Let's go to me live, dog? " - Oh. It's so cute.

Men's toys

All these drills, axes, rifles, motorboats and other trash, which we hate. I hate when it lies dead cargo. And when a man enjoys all this - we are ready to look at the clock. Unless, of course, he really knows how to use it. Does it beautifully and with pleasure. And not spoil, every minute calling the great men's gods from the home, some kind of cropping.

Generosity

Yes, we are mercantile creatures, we have only one from all of you. Everyone who has now thought so can no longer worry. You do not start us, Be-Be-Ben.

Patience

This is when we say "oh, all" - and he agrees with it. It is not clear how this can be tolerated. And all the incomprehensible us, as you know, entails a terrible force. And, here's something: bristles, muscular relief and carelessly unbuttoned shirt - mandatory. In the event that the first ten points somehow did not work out.