Spring, as you know, is such a special time when any roof becomes extremely unstable. Even our magic balloon has rolled out in the window, and returned shabby and terribly satisfied. It seems to our Friday heading "Take the Cat" adds extra "and the ball of picking up."
Of course, the signs of the zodiac in the spring also traditionally go crazy. Although in different ways.CAPRICORN
Capricorn goes crazy very original. First, he begins to behave like a normal person. And, secondly, he does not notice it. That is, in the spring, Capricorn may, for example, sincerely fall in love and also sincerely not understand - why those surrounding so shocked? I can't fall in love? I am not a person? You are Capricorn, whispering surrounding the whisen lips, and faint. From sin away. And Capricorn shrugs and goes on a date.
AQUARIUS
For Aquarius, a steady roof is not very characteristic, and in the spring it is started in all grave and inconceivable adventures. For example, goes to yoga. And now it goes on this damn yoga regularly, and more than once on a test lesson to close, but to die from pain in muscles. The problem is that if in winter, in the summer and autumn, the Aquarius is self-improvement alone, without trying to make it possible to make native and loved ones, then in the spring of Aquarius he wants to self-improve in a good company. And living (relatively) close aquaries sincerely envy the dead.
FISH
For Spring fish, often begins with the day of birth, and this nasty day is the best way to shake or without the psyche of the fish. Oh God, - Fish thinks, - I'm old. And no one understands me! I have a wrinkle! Why do all these people smile? .. and so on. If the fish are very lucky, they are separated by severe suicidal depression. And if you are not lucky, the survivors will be able to relieve an entertaining documentary post-apocalyptic film about our planet.
ARIES
Aries in the spring does not appear any new skills. But standard abbuts get a Buff for + 100%. That is, we take the Aries and multiply his boiler energy twice ... Calculator broke, yes? Sorry. Spring Aries with a head dives into new projects, to new relations and in new hobbies, generously spattering the plans and impressions surrounding plans. Approximately the two pieces of enriched uranium behave like that if they are inadvertently brought together.
CALF
The buffalo is such a herbivore, which annually kills more people than tigers, lions and bears combined ... Is that we, in fact, what? .. oh, yes. Calf. Well, it will be honest, the calves and in peacetime are not distinguished by the Olympic tranquility, and the rusty of spring colors has a stunning effect even on ice cacurases. That is, the Taland has no chance of going crazy. There is no single chance of the Taurus. Taurus wants love, dress, ice cream, sex and do not go to work. And floods of all who will eat on this "to do list".
TWINS
For the roof of the twins, spring is not particularly dangerous, because if there is no roof, then there is no danger. Gemini year-round absolutely and completely crazy. Just spring avitaminosis and the associated weakness will prevent other signs to escape from the revived forest of former twins to the Canadian border.
CANCER
Native and close cancer was very lucky, because a good crazy - a quiet crazy. No screams, no destruction, no ridiculous tears in the morning. Even without skills at work will cost. One solid joy and island of the mind in the hormonal-spring extravagania. Cancer will be completely calmly sitting in the corner and with a detached smile something to bubble under his breath. And only a very attentive listener realizes that this inconspicuous man in the corner of the room is inevitably calling Satan.
A LION
Lion, unfortunately, does not know how to go crazy quietly. The lion can not know anything at all, except to be blinded to shine. And spring is a very convenient reason to shine. You can remove the down jacket and show the shoulders. And graceful turn of the neck. And the graceful blow to the claws in the jugular vein for those who prevent the shine or simply unconvadingly admire. As a rule, the owners of shopping centers are won exclusively from the madness of Lviv - lions eat everything from the shelves without looking. To then wear and shine, yeah.
VIRGO
Virgo will wash the floor. Because spring is dust and allergies. No turnover of the earth around the Sun, no lengthening of the day, no "oh, valley" does not teach the virgin with a foaming path of permanent madness. Virgo does not go crazy in the spring. Virgo traditionally drives everything around everyone. The problem is that the surrounding spring is especially vulnerable, and Virgo is vigilantly watching why you are not in the header, tea is not July.
LIBRA
In the spring, traditional chronic anxiety attacks in the scales are moving into the terminal stage. Scales cannot relax and rejoice in the first sun. Weighs the drama, a circle in the photo, children, pets, mortgage, and all the time it seems that time is drowning through the fingers while the spring sunny bunny carelessly jumps on the office wall. Spring desperately interferes with the scales to focus, and they are wildly angry at her, as if all the rest of the time can focus on.
SCORPIO
When the timing sprouts of sleep-grass peep out of Protalin, when even at night, dripping drops on the window sill, when they sprinkled people begin to shave their legs, the city falls asleep, scorpion wakes up. And goes hunting. The phrase "Spring is the time of love" Scorpio perceives literally, and, starting from March 1, it suits such festivals that the film "50 shades of gray" in comparison looks like a phosath about piety for a Catholic monastery.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius in the spring suffers from the number of wishes that fell on him and from their chaotic shift. Today, the Sagittarius wants to marry, and tomorrow - to quit nafig and in Tibet. And the whole fragile world in the soul of Sagittarius rolls in Tartarara (yes, if there is a world in the soul, it is very fragile, believe me). Around the beginning of April, the roof of Sagittarius is so resolutely and threatenly hangs over the integrity of home utensils, that only one way out remains: to buy a strait shirt. Well, or a ticket to Tibet.
From the room with soft walls: Alexander Smilanskaya