Sudden cough, white sofas, rustling pads and another 18 nightmares who pursue us monthly.
1. They make in the bathroom, squeezing the thigh, because you already feel it.
2. There is someone for the sleeve and conspirators whispering in your ear: "Look at me from behind, everything is fine there?!"
3. Easily throw your jacket on the chair and sit on it, hoping that no one will figure it out that you just reinsured in case of force majeure.
4. Proudly stepping into the bathroom and pray that the gasket does not fall out of the sleeve where you hid it.
5. Hope that no one will notice what the person is alarmed after you get up from a white chair.
6. Throw loudly (and then sneeze) in the bath to hide the rustle packaging from the laying. And she rustles with the volume of the tuting fighter! For 100 meters heard!
7. Frightened to freeze in place, because the vile gasket seems to be crushing at every step.
8. And with all your might restrain the real chai. Because who knows what it can lead to. That is, we all just know.
9. Red and Plea, ask the girl from the next department, whether she has an extra tampon. And she gives you it under the table. Nor give neither - the transaction of two drug trains.
10. Showing the wonders of ingenuity, twist the improvised gasket from toilet paper, because you have normal with you, naturally, no. Thanks to Paranae - this gasket comes out thick with a kind mattress.
11. We are sitting down the leg, hoping to stop what is impossible to stop. But hope is stronger logic.
12. You sleep with the most powerful gasket, but still in the morning you wake up in this form, as if someone bled right in bed.
13. Have you just sweated? Or is it still the worst thing happened at last? Oh God, sweat or the worst?! Sweat or the worst? !!!
14. Just in case, we write two pairs of panties. An additional couple will give you the unnecessary two minutes to keep your own dignity in the event of the scary.
15. Cutting into the toilet, check the toilet paper - how bad everything is?
16. Oh, this is a strange and inexplicable feeling when looking at the gasket - a mixture of pride and embarrassment.
17. Wear a tampon somewhat longer than the manufacturer advises. Toxic shock syndrome, blah blah blah, what a difference, we will die, but you are too lazy to change it.
18. Wear black panties in the sign of mourning on all those eggs that were not useful. In fact, just because it is impossible to wash white. Nothing, including hydrochloric acid.
19. Once again you click on the flush button, and everything is not washed away.
20. Wear something stretched and baggy, you feel a airship, which also loses fuel.
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