Do you meet with a vegetarian? That's all your secrets!

People who do not eat meat have long been recognized back people. Their addictions, food habits and lifestyle for a long time does not care for a long time and does not cause elevation of eyebrows. But those whose partner Vegetarian, exactly there are its secrets.

When the one who you like really says that it doesn't eat meat, quite

Well? You thought vegetarians - these are unwashed hipari, who live in houses in the trees, and go with the church under the nails, because are there in the eternal search for roys and berries? And before you a very pretty and tidy man.

At the dawn of your romantic relationships, you even try something Vegetarian

What you would not take in your mouth under the fear of the death penalty. "Yes, dear / expensive, this roasted tofu is so tasty, even tastier ham!"

Gastronomic surprises for dinner in the form of cabbage meat and lentil soup

This requires serious acting abilities.

But the candidate bakery period ends

And you start talking to the truth. That is, everything you think about this tightened vegan romanticism.

Broccoli and beans may not be as terrible by themselves

But vegetarians are big Mastaki split off. It's true. And they are not to blame. Nearly!

When after sex you both attack Zhor, you can't just take and order Carbonar. Or go out for chicken grill. Or Shawarma

When you tell you "let's snacking with something helpful", you just hurt you

At some point you give up and all your free time is studying vegetarian recipes

But on the 25th version of vegetable burgers, you begin to torment and you want to sprinkle to your beloved Vegan.

You begin to notice that the Myasoye friends cease to invite your couple on dinners

Every one of you is more difficult to go together on vegan picnics and on bloody kebabs in the forest

Some lucky. And they really find something vegetarian and begin to love this dish with the whole soul

Turn on Justice: Most side dishes to your favorite steaks and salads are vegetarian dishes!

The worst and wild and wild, with which your consciousness cannot accept - these are soy chops, cutlets and other surrogates

If you are a vegetarian, why is there soy "meat"? Where is the logic?

You are regularly reported and showing poor chickens, cows, bars who are dying for your satiety

It is impossible to get used to the permanent sense of guilt for dinner

Even if your favorite vegetarian is not a frantic fanatic and not against your meat. Anyway, you are ashamed.

When you get away and you quarrel, you want to run the cutlet or chicken foot in this "not such a favorite" vegetarian

The most difficult thing is with Vegans, which exclude the milk and so on

You honestly try to become them if you have a serious relationship. If only because it is more convenient. But your relationship with meat is more serious.

You all arrange all the time, in what restaurant go in the evening

You do not cease to podkayve Vegan because they do not eat honey. These are all the damn bees, and not even they themselves!

But you instantly start and become on the protection of the ideology of your beloved vegetarian. Because only you can swing it. And no one else!

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