It's time to draw up and regularly replenish a list of no longer working excuses. To stupid not to chase on one of them, thinking that you only now invented a brilliant explanation of the "UPS".
1. Oh, the flash drive died!
Well, of course, a diploma \\ report was only on it. And in the cloud does not hang. And the mail you yourself did not send it. And she kept only here, and the system of drowned in the Black Sea.
2. A-A-A ... Tubes were!
And from the traffic jam to call an hour up to the hour of X, did not allow the hope that the traffic jam herself dissipates?
3. Present-real Luivyitton
The cost of three cars, and the fastener is plastic - eco-friendly!
4. And the phone ran out in the phone! I could not leave you!
And to fill in any interior and hurry to buy a new charging, and immediately use it for two calls - it was in any way.
5. I hurt!
And the voice refused voice, and the hands trembled so that even SMS could not dial? Ltd.
6. No, no, no silicone, everything is natural!
And the fact that the lips are seen from the back, so it fell in childhood with a bike.
7. This never happened to me and could not happen, because I am good !!! And with whom it happened - it happened, because they are bad!
And not at all because you are very scary now.
8. Do not eat, it does not hurt at all!
And the one you still look up at this moment.
9. Mom, I'm absolutely good. That's fine.
Once you can not remember what you can safely complain, apparently, things are very bad
10. No, no, I finished. Of course, finished!
Roll can. But you are not afraid that now you will be so "cum" regularly?