Somehow it was so necessary that the average girl or the average boy traditionally pour her loneliness with tears, snot and vodka. And terribly suffer as a result. What is completely surprising - try pouring snot and vodka, for example, pilaf. And then try to eat it.
Disgusting, yes? With loneliness, exactly the same thing is that it looks terrible with snot, with the right seasoning turns into a delicacy. So, we are preparing correctly. Loneliness perfectly goes:
With pepper
People who do not have serious obligations on a nearby pillow are not limited to the possibilities to add a little acute to their lives, whether it is a parachute jump or a tattoo in the form of a dickery on the pad. All other people are forced to kiss before bed with a revived invective: "What a dike, you ohrenel, or what?".
With seafood
If you leave behind the brackets, the mercantile fact that for a single person the cost of a tropical beach falls at least twice, it remains an invaluable opportunity not to go every minute to a compromise, but all the holidays to sit, looking at the blue horizon, ignoring local attractions, or vice versa. Not to mention the enthusiasm of the person who for the first time in his life did not go to Tula with his samovar, Turkey with his animator and in Thailand with his transvestite.
With multivitamin complex
In the percentage ratio of single women, as a rule, look better than married. And the point here is not only that lonely people are "on the market" and are forced to keep themselves in the tone "What if the prince's garbage tree?". The fact is that lonely people feed on what they require their body, and are devoid of the need to constantly eat the borsch, and it will deteriorate. Borsch, in the sense, deteriorate. Or husband. Or both.
With black caviar
Inappropriate statistics argue that lonely people are more successful in their careers. What, in general, it is not surprising - at an absolutely equal intellect ratio, one who does not need to sew all night to a snowflake dress and sculpt from plasticine Battle canvas "Alexander Nevsky and other animals".
With Morning Disoy
Morning dew is an eternal symbol of freedom. Only lonely people can get out in the morning in a purely field, inhale full breasts and decide: Do I wait for me, for example, to friends in Minsk on the nearest sneaking? After that, they jump into the nearest conjunction and in the evening they were postponed to instagram themselves in an embrace with an authentic Gomel samba.
With eggs
It sounds, of course, rustic, but the life is short, it is worth trying everything. Sooner or later someone will smell your passport stamps, and you will look at the entertaining adventures only in porn movies. Yes, and that - furtively.
Under the fur coat
A lonely person has a legitimate guaranteed by the Constitution, the right to buy a handbag for six monthly salaries. Or fur coat for six per annum. Without special consequences for fragile household items. A married man in a similar situation, at least, the day would face broken hands, extended shreds of hair and listened to intricate maxims on how God did not give some brain.
Breaded
This is the most pleasant, probably. The skilled expression "my house is my fortress" becomes reality. Who ever felt the absolute owner in his own house is not able to appreciate the real size of this cookie. Six hours in the bathroom with a book? Yes easily. Without panties and with a dirty head? I am alone and unhappy, shaken (hee hee). Columns at full power? Yes, and no one has a headache. And neighbors? ... and the neighbors listen only to good music. They want it or not.
In sweet and sweet sauce
Loneliness contributes to a fair fraction of eclecticism. Three days without sleep, three days of sleep, no day without a party, eight seasons "Lost" for a week, so that even the store does not go out - nothing to do with a measured joint life, where the parties are forced to work out some kind of responding compromise and take it as a given.
In its own juice
Loneliness in itself - almost the only one is your chance to chat with a smart person without outsiders. Learn to live, no one, except for yourself, is not counting on, is the highest step on the steep staircase of self-sufficiency. But only an absolutely self-sufficient woman can grab the most valuable prize in the life lottery, where the suitable lonely men are played.
