A young mother is such a special person who has a brain slips into tits and refuses to function. That is why she does everything wrong. Rapidly realize this fact helps her grandmothers, neighbors and more advanced milfs (sometimes even strangers). And attention! - It does not make absolutely everything. Postpartum depression? No, you did not hear!
Vaccinations
I agreed to make the baby in the maternity hospital? What did you think about? Vaccination is the genocide of the Slavic people! There is a refive! Mercury! Do you generally know how they affect the immunity? Internet people didn't you read? !! In Europe, this vaccination was considered useless! In short, tell everyone that they were forced torture and dirty blackmail, come up with something. Anyway will not retreasing.***
Are you categorically against vaccinations?! Read on the lips: P-O-P-A-D-O-s. You know what consequences have "safe" childhood diseases and how hard to treat them? By the way, the spread of measles virus in the Sverdlovsk region is your wines! Yes, your personally. And the same irresponsible mother as you! In Europe, abandoned the vaccinations against tuberculosis?! So you look at their climate and our! How many decent people from this infection have become. One Chekhov Anton Pavlovich is worth it!
Daily regime
Impose a child's day? Leave the kid alone! You knock him down the natural biorhythm settings! No, you seriously think that the monthly crumb can stick some graphics there? In the end he is not a dog to you, so that it is so trained!
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Free mode - exit from the position? You are deeply mistaken. To your note, for the formation of a healthy nervous system, the baby is simply necessary for a clear mode. Feed - by the clock, sleep - by the hour. Bathing only in a strictly defined time. Step left, step to the right is regarded as escape, jumping in place - an attempt to fly away. Babushkin Court of Humanity does not differ and does not endure the exclusive sentences.
Feeding
Byword. Breastfeeding is now promoting even those whose chest is not in principle. So you have to clearly understand: you should feed the child only with breasts. No, not even so. Only breasts. Milk is absolutely everyone, it should just look good! The first month is on demand! Let sucks the breast as much as a child it is necessary. What? Eat? In the shower? Cracks? Stagnation? Here is a child first faded, and then you will do it! By the way, the breast is given to the child! And not for carnal merits and pleasures, as perhaps, you believed before.
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Feed solely breasts? Do not give a doctoker? Do not disappoint water? Yes, the baby is already tired of your milk to death, you don't understand?! You probably became very fascinated and breastfeed too long. For sure! More than six months already! And the meaning? Everything is the limit. In the end, your husband also claims your dairy. Or how do you call him there now? Sisya? Fu, what vulgarity, honest word.
clothing
On the street drafts, wind, maniacs and n @ # $%. The first two weeks after discharge from the Roddoma Sidi in the apartment and in no case do not go with the baby to the street - there are viruses, bacteria and in general things are full. So damn with him, sit the month. And better two. At home, by the way, also drafts - the baby must necessarily wear warmly. And do not forget warm socks! And the hat, of course, do not even take off in the room - blows! And the boding with a pile. +30? Okay, with a little pile.
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Why are you so kicting a mind ?? Well you do not live on the north pole! Well you do not know anything about the thermoregulation among babies! Oh, what did you teach at school at all? Let him temper! And +18 - the optimal temperature for the room, and not +30, like you now!
Educational classes
From three months began to teach the child English? 3 times a week to drive a one-year-old daughter on the Montessori system? Also the pool? You can go crazy! Nowadays there was no such time! You deprive child childhood! Oh, and you have time to learn these letters! No need to load crumb once again! Everything has its time!
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Are you going to engage in a child? Plasticine modeling, drawing - Is it really so difficult to find time for this? For a long time you wanted to say, the child is already half a year, and he still does not sit on the pot! Are you going to somehow solve this question? It's time!
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