If you believe Uncle Sigmund, our whole life is a solid sublimation. And if we start pets, it is not at all because just love animals, oh, no. In fact, we are trying to replace with them a shortage of some relatives in the body. No, seriously! .. okay, ok, frivolous.
Dog
Dogs, of course, replace children. But with dogs much easier. Even furious bull terrier, found in the Padel Park, is not as dangerous as a young heir, discovered a thermometer, needle, a rosette, a lighter, glue, flour, a fork, plug, spoon, knife, mqvabra, vinegar, vase, meat grinder, laptop, beads, Washing powder, christmas toy and trash can. With a dog somehow quieter, and the joy is not less.
Cat
Cat is such a special strict mom. Suitable for those in childhood there are few strokes for similar existential experiences. Cat is dissatisfied. You do not get so cool and do not prepare. And for this, I will go through the clave and close all your browser tabs. And it happens even worse - when the cat silently raises your eyes on you and looks, looks. And now you are sunning convulsively: what did I do that I forgot? Homework? To throw out the trash? Tray? Feed? Did not stroke? In vain stroked? I will do everything you want, only, please, mommy ... That is, Barsik ... no need to look at me!
Bird
The bird (especially - parrot, but the canary will also come down) the ideal replacement is the mother-in-law. She smoothly also begins to bubble, yell and whistling early in the morning and stuck (if lucky) only in the evening under the series. But the cell can be covered with a thick cloth so that this cute God's creature finally shut up. From the mother-in-law, this number rolls only once - the first. And not for a long time - while the mother-in-law is gaining air into the chest, so that it is argued to prove the daughter, that her beloved ass is still a fool.
Hamster
The hamster is very similar to the household dad. All in the house. And dragging, and drags, and drags. And there are no nowhere to put it, and the dust, and allergies of all, but dad does not give up. A black day comes, "says dad," and thank you, thanks for me that I brought from the garbage container that in the next yard, the real Soviet skiing "Novovyatsk-tourist", almost like new, still your grandchildren will ride.
Rat
Rats perfectly replace us brothers and sisters. The decorative rat is a merry and largest creature. With them, you can see from the soul to the back of the rest of the relatives. And, of course, only the rat can bother the hole in the most beloved dress, accurately choosing it from hundreds of not the most beloved. Exactly, as a sister, which is a week of Screaming: "Well, please, well, I really need, well, I will be careful," and then I burned a cigarette. Mom, I no longer want a sister, take it back to the maternity hospital.
Fish
Fish replaize the perfect spherical relative in vacuum. They can be forgotten to feed, you can forget to clean the aquarium and you can certainly be forgotten to call that they are delayed at work. They will treat you exactly the same as before. In no way.
Huge hairy spider
Maybe a wonderful alternative to her husband, if you have a third (or fourth, or fifth) wife. Or if a husband, for example, actor (artist, singer, hipster, to emphasize). All other relatives and friends politely admire your courage and politely rejoice at your happiness. And then they are going to a large company for your back and three hours a rift is discussed, what you have finished, once started such a house.
Iguana
Iguana replaces us a rosulous grandmother of a hundred years old. We go to her regularly, because very, very well brought up, the hell would these correct books read in childhood. We arrive, it means that we bring oranges, and the spectrum grandmother barely nimbles and sits without movement and no sound with a clock, completely forgetting about our presence, rushing into a warm checkered plaid. Sometimes it is so waved to poke her with a wand - and was my old woman who was still alive? Iguana behaves exactly the same way.
Snake
Snakes perfectly replace wives. No, the point here is not in the poison and the habit of handing up in the leg when you just passed by and really nothing bad did not mean ... okay, and this too. But the main thing is the level of requirements. Terrariumists will not give to SCR: keep the snake at home (not even poisonous) - the task for a very strong spirit, a wallet and heart of people. Here in this corner it needs a warm zone, and in another corner - cold. The level of humidity should be like this, and the temperature must be changed back several times during the day. She does not eat frozen mice, and generally does not eat mice, he wants birds. And - yes, even though you are crazy, she does not see the person in you.
Lori.
Ideally replace the entire seven squash. Because if you have Laurie, why do you need someone else?
