Diagnosis for userpics: Who are afraid of the social network?

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Maxim Aleksandrov claims that this is a frivolous text, but it hurts truthful! We tried on myself, and I also learned a bunch of friends. Check and you are your fries. Who put on a userpic photo with a tube, and who "I am a beautiful-on-sea"?

In fact, not always a userpike in the social network means something. Sometimes a blogger really takes the first pictured picture and sculpts her on the "avatar", and then thinking about her. Forged cases of rare. In most cases, the choice of userpics is an important element of self-testing, an attempt to say to the world about yourself ( It is not always possible to say exactly what I wanted, of course). The photo is used, on which the blogger is said what he considers the most important in himself. The most frightening case - when the most important thing is citizenship (flag of the beloved country in the corner) or political position (diverse colors of the ribbon). You see, a person seems the most important in describing itself that he is a citizen of Sweden! Terribly. It is better better and informative - userpics on which the blogger is depicted for his favorite activity. Here he is with his poultry spiders - and it is clear that he has an interesting hobby. Here he crawls on the rock - Yeah, he is passionate for mountaineering, it says a lot about a person. But he is with children - and it is clear that, first of all, he loves his children, and secondly, he spends a lot of time on them.

True, recently I began to strain the userpics of runners. You see, do not runners-pros, claiming high places in marathons or earning a living as coaches, but simply those who run a dozen for health in the morning or in the evenings. They have become very many lately; And almost half of them and the userpics put themselves-beautiful-running, and half the blog is clogged with reports about training. How do they do in life in life? Are Morning Motion - the most interesting in their day? It seems that the running they are already considered not to the means of maintaining a decent physical form, but the target. And a little more similar to the fact that they are hooked on endorphine injections, and these userpics are similar to photographs on which bloggers are depicted with favorite tablet. But the users who use photos with cigarettes and, especially, tubes, in fact, tell the world not about their dependence. As many teenagers smoke to seem older and more experienced, so many bloggers take such userpics to make the impression of solid adults. Nowadays, in fashion, eternal teenage, so that "smokers" became smaller. Part of them are simply worried about what they can take too seriously to them (they look too young? Known by their infantile behavior?) Part - on the contrary, have already been completed with the fact that youth passed irrevocably, and decided that it was necessary to enjoy the advantages of elderly (And they are. You can, for example, on any boy condescendingly "what you can remember, a young man, about the nineties?!")

A similar goal of userpics with weapons or in military uniforms (sometimes a simulacre is used in the form of a large beer mug and a noticeable rush). It is worth the task of informing the world "I am dangerous", or, as an option, "I am interested in a military history" (however, it is almost always adjacent messages). To communicate with such people, it's really necessary with caution, but not because they can ask around the neck, but because almost all of them, for some reason, prone to the soldiers of Sumoruk (jokes about hipsters, Babi and cops, yeps) and the counting of words (Tollests -Termocrats, as well as the eryors-caloca, they always interfere with them). Do hurt. If you are in userpicks with glasses - this is a clear messenger. In sunglasses or closed eyes - too. If driving your (or not) car - especially. A wide smile is a kind of "smoking tube on the contrary," an attempt to look younger than you feel. But if your face is distorted on userpic (you shout, frown, shouting, rolling your eyes, Faispalm, etc. "Funny pictures") then, most likely, you are complex about your appearance and try to hide it. In vain complex: the shape of the nose, the chin and eyebrows talk about you for people much less than your gestures. By the way, if "pictures with children" is from the category of "hobbies, hobbies", then userpics on which the blogger is depicted with his "second half" forcing Suspecting that the search for this "half" was so heavy and complete stress that the user now seems to be reported (not to say "boasts") before us about the successful passage of the quest. Sorry, well, congratulations and wish good luck. Two similar type of userpics, especially common among girls: "photo shoots" (here is the picturesque portraits of themselves a loved one) and "pictures from vacation." In both cases, it is clear that the blogger considers himself beautiful and successful (women often perceived as inextricably related characteristics) and wants to inform about it. Sometimes it is even true. About these people is difficult to say something, because they spend a lot of strength to create their image (that is, to disguise the reality). Should I say that they are very hard with them when they cease to feel successful and beautiful. Nothing uses as userpick not their photo, but, for example, shots from movies, portraits of favorite cartoon or comic characters, photos of funny (or unkread) Zverlyushk. Unites them all attitudes towards social networks and blogs as a masquerade, in which they do not have so much to represent themselves how much they play a role (which, in which case, can easily change to another). For them, it is more fun than a tool for communicating with acquaintances. The future, the least of all the trust is worthy of people who have on userpics - "photo on a passport"It looks into the camera, the expression of the face is calm, the background is neutral, clothes and hairstyle Casual - the eye is not clinging for something. Sometimes it's just people, completely devoid of fantasies, incredible bore. But most often they hide something very nasty and desperately afraid of this secret to issue. Fear them!

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