Judgment day, or fir-cuisine secrets

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Yesterday you sat well. It is so good that we managed to run out of the addition two times, then ordered alcohol in one of the illegal delivery services of it, partitioned at dawn and, as it should be called, called the former taxi. But what is happening in Vegas remains in Vegas, who the old will remember, the eye is won. Morning came, and with it - headache, nausea and tomotoy.

Headache can be removed by painkillers. What it will do with your liver, already affected by yesterday - one god news. Tomotivity, dizziness and nausea will not remove anything. The only way out is every day, it will at least respond to you.

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Therefore, the first, where to start the day is the scrambled eggs with snot. Ordinary glazing, but very unfriendly, so that not only the yolk was liquid, but also the protein hung with nonappleptic discharges. All this must be salted and across across. You can jerk cheese. The view is so-so, the taste is like half-eye eggs, but it defits wonderful and getting ready very quickly, and the forces, as we remember, you need to save. It is important that eggs in this situation - a potent means. In a semi-semide condition, they help, in well roam - enhance all the symptoms and drive into the grave.

If there is power (it is clear that it is stupid about it to speak in the morning on Saturday, but suddenly), you can make fresh orange juice. This is an incredibly useful and pleasant drink, but cut every orange in half and put it with a manual juicer - it is necessary to be a very strong spirit man.

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Immediately after the first breakfast, you need to start cooking the second. A hellish hanging Jort makes it easier to survive this day. So immediately after the scrambled eggs, we will start cooking broth and furnace potatoes.

Smart people boiling broth to be frozen and kept in the freezer. But smart people and do not scatter as much - where did you see foresight alcoholics? Therefore, you will have to do everything from the beginning: chicken backs or an ease of throwing into a large saucepan with water, boil, remove the foam, throw salt and pepper with peas, cook half an hour on slow fire, thinking at this time about the brinity of all things. Therapeutic properties of "Jewish Penicillina" cannot be overestimated. The broth helps with a cold, flu, gastritis - and a hangover, of course. It is necessary to serve it with greens and egg, and the egg in this case is also better not to do.

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On the second one should bake potatoes. Wash, not clean, cut into four parts, put on a baking sheet, put on each slice of a small piece of Sala. Do not think about the liver, not before it is now, not before it. Ten minutes in the oven - and you have a meal at the same time, which you can fill faded from yesterday's stomach, adsorbent, which will pull all the rubbish, potassium, allegedly useful in the morning, and easily absorbed fat.

It is important to understand what we are talking about a truly tragic hangover. Yesterday you interfered with alcohols, polished beer bitter tincture, moved to wine and back, so today you will help you. Directly during the food process will become a little better, therefore, in fact, you need to eat continuously. Between large meals, it is necessary to interrupt sandbrokes, toasts with soft cheese, canned tomatoes in its own juice (own juice, by the way, wonderful drink, and juice, and brine, also pops from it) and everyone that comes to mind. The food habits of an ostrochemical person are most similar to the irrepressible desires of pregnant women. I will want salted cucumbers with strawberry jacket - do not refuse to yourself in a little pleasure, it will not be worse.

In the meantime, it is necessary to prepare for the late dinner - the highest point of a hangover Saturday. Internet hospitals advise some easy and healthy food, such as boiled cauliflower - forget all these tips as a terrible dream. It is necessary to follow their low desires and burst something terribly harmful. Ideal for lamb sausages, baths or some other scary fatty and smelly semi-finished products. Even sausages are suitable - only it is better to wrap in bacon. To make more potatoes and from above thickly to pour ketchup or some chemical Chinese sauce. Or jam. Does not your soul wish?

Well, if all of the above does not help, drink a liter of ice light beer. If anyone asks - tell me what we were allowed.

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