In Russia, it is not necessary to look into the calendar to keep your hand on the pulse of time and understand that spring has come. Here are 10 faithful signs that will not let you be mistaken.
50 shades of grey
It is not about sex, it is about the landscape. However, from sadism in daily walks on it, too, something is there.Going out of the morning from home, you do not know, the flippers to wear or skates
Because the choice is outside - trying to go on the snowdrifts on the night for the night on lawns or overcome the sidewalks and bridges.
No day without snot
Changeable weather and spring hypovitaminosis entered the cunning union. Even if you decide not to surrender, the parties weaken around joyfully determine the bacteria and generously share them with others, the sneezing and coughing in public places.Dachnips came out of hibernation
That's how no bacillos are nipple! In the train, it became difficult to ride - you can get a chip in the side. Yes, and in any public transport, you are not insured with a cunning strike with a cunning strike.
Together with dackets, love awoke
All began to be viewed on fucked dogs. Dogs and winter fucked, and in the fall, but then it somehow did not worry. Particularly sensitive persons themselves run on a date with each other, not frightening red noses and a hypovitaminity.Nothing to wear!
It is difficult to explain, but it was from the fall, and in the spring you open the wardrobe, choose from under the piles of filled clothes, you look at them and you understand: well, there is nothing.
People in red cause suspicion and hatred
And people in yellow, orange and white. Because you also want so much, but you have everything instantly turns into gray-brown, and these go and do not lead the eye. How, how do they do that?!Great post!
All these people who look at the Christmas service only on TV, desperately comply with the post and only discuss, as if to cut down and sleep their taste nipples without disturbing formal prohibitions. So that it seems to be fasted, but I have not limited yourself.
And diet to summer
The same people who think how more and more interesting to shove the calories, at the same time urgently lose weight to the beach season. In the tape, the recipes go ahead with five faithful exercises to pull up priests.In psychbole exacerbation
In ordinary fools, too, so on the Internet there is always someone wrong, this someone is - you, and you will tell you the crowds to you to prove your wrong. It does not matter whether you wrote about the varieties of radishes or about the book read just that, every second comment to the post is written with an abundance of exclamation marks: "What a nonsense! Author - Idiot! You need to shoot such! " Our items will not be exactly the exception.
Text author: Lilith Mazikina
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