Each of us can work at times more efficiently, if it is constantly not to fasten all sorts of difficulties and obstacles, quarrels and force majeures. What is the most preventing the dancer, so to speak, the production boss new? We comprehensively investigated the issue and found out: the dancer prevents everything.
Work in the office
How can you give birth at least one reasonable thought in this madhouse, where on the one hand behind the glass on the corridor, the departure of the deputy director on particularly claking studs, and on the other hand, the installer hangs? Or here the head of the department looks over his shoulder in your instagram (that is, the report!), And next to the accountant breaks into the phone of his unfolding-revenue?! Add to this secretary that constantly switches on you all mentally unstable customers and some unidentified reptile, scorching your curds from the refrigerator. In such an atmosphere, I could not work and holy.
Work outside the office
Work home easier?! FIG. First, the path to the workplace (from the sofa to the laptop), well, does not allow anything to come into the form, but also to come into consciousness. Secondly, the dangerous proximity of the pillow does not allow to go on the opening of Exel (about the proximity of the kitchen in general, in order not to take up). And finally, even if you are such an incredibly self-organization person, one day you will start a great repair with the crash of the bearing walls. And you will not complain about them: they are during working hours.Bad weather
It is impossible to work! The pressure is lower than zero, the temperature beyond the Celsius and decency, the hands of the thumbnail, the legs jarred, the paws are lomit, the tail falls off. Although in the snow go to sleep. Only not a meeting, no. Oh, the report is also not necessary. Do not need anything. Berloga me, Berloga.
Good weather
Work - non-WHO can be !!! Sun tickles all receptors. Birds bring the brain and bear it in the keyboards on the flowering meadows. Flower aromas break through concrete walls, double-glazed windows and firewall. "I want to the grass," soul flies, "and what is the level of interest rate, and I don't want to know."Boredom
A lonely fly is no longer jerky over your head - hanged with longing somewhere behind the monitor. Until the end of the working day, 6 hours 28 minutes 33 seconds were left. 32 seconds, a good result. In the column number 356729 written the number 192? What is it? Things, interest or secret password to start ballistic missiles?
You would be ready for any employment feats, if there were at least something human. But what could be human in figure 356729? Resolutely nothing. Looks like you are working as a bioreobot.
Fun
How you envy everyone whose business is counting something neutral, logical and objective assessment! So no, it is necessary to urgently unscrew the brain as a cloth to squeeze out of it twelve ingenious phrases, five emotional plots and three cool rollers! And when the chef says: "This is not ridiculous, because it is not laughing" - here all the arguments are powerless. Mom, why didn't you give birth to me a bill? !!Children as a class
Juvenile citizens seem to be specially created as special impenetration tests to work. It is believed that the child sleeps at 15 o'clock in the knocks. Sleep. But exactly until you turn on the computer to quickly send one tiny file. Further sleep ends and trembling begins. Not land, but screaming walls.
In four years, Pado asks loudly: "Mom, what is paranoia?!", Diligently aiming in the Skype of the Customer. At eight years he sends you SMS "Oh, I broke a three-liter jar of honey." You like to read SMS about broken three-liter banks, sitting on the Soviere? Oh, as if we get sophisticated, if not for the kids! And what is the most hurt - most of these efforts - for the sake of them ...
Lack of internet
Again cut off at the most important point. Enemies of mankind! Work stops, even if you don't need anything right now or send anything. It turns out that this is this second that you forgotten the definition of some important term, and if it is not immediately arrived, then everything is gone. All free time goes to Rugan with systemars, providers and brutal fate. Without the Internet, even the papers on the table for some reason it is not possible to disassemble!
The presence of internet
Well, this is the very first and most terrible enemy of work. We will not even try to paint in detail its fatal effect on productive work. Because we get for clarifying info, and there it turns out that one interesting person writes about it, and it has an account, and here, and in PM, five unanswered it ... For this reason, this text was written at about five and a half times longer than It was assumed. And, by the way, close it rather. And go already, yes. Work! :)
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