At whose course you were not chosen how much money would not give, they will be with you. Not everything, so at least half of them!
Super Flexible
She misses the entire warm-up and immediately turns into a pose, which looks extremely uncomfortable. While everyone suffers and sharpen, she asks "politely" loud whisper, whether it can now be in full-fledged Bhuzhangasan.
The person who does not work for any movement
At the other end of the spectrum - especially, whose inflexible body is similar to the trunk of the old tree. She barely reaches his knees, leaving the feet alone, the posture of the denied dog in her performance more reminds the dog, sled. In general, it is annoying everything and she is unlikely to come to the lesson next week, despite the money recovered for the course.
Camel hoof
Unhappy side child from the meeting of Genitals and Lycra. There are several of them in the class.
Some man
If you just have to endure a stall from his bush armpits, you're happy. And they can also fall out when its baggy shorts will someten a message in the lotus position.
Elderly lady that makes everyone assumed
At the first lesson, you are glad to see it - wrinkled, gray-haired; Obviously she will delay the whole class, and not you. But in the end, because of it, you will feel very, very depressed, finding that in your incomplete thirty you spend much more effort to get started properly.
Especially with shortness of breath
That's all, as one, raise your hands, and then gently fold into Utanasan. Everyone breathes slowly, deep and calmly ... In addition to one person, the breath of which suggests sex. Well, okay, at least, if someone does not stand and bump, it will be sick.
Girl with trauma
It is restored after the terrible stretching of the neck, which occurred behind the desktop, but can not make a single need for recovery. It annoys all by what takes three quarters of the teacher time and complains loudly that it cannot do that, because it hurts her.
Relaxed chuvich, which is simple
She is like a wicked rag doll, just takes and turns into a pose as if it makes the most natural thing in the world. At the end of the lesson looks fresh and rested instead of going out of the class of bright red, breathing and exhausted.
Sexy coach that is busy in what makes everyone taste an awkwardness
She jumps around the class, overlapping a tender handle then on someone's pelvis, then on the buttock. Although actually it is very awkward when you touched you in different sensitive places a half-lit woman, while you are helplessly lying on Mate.
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