Buying a cat in the bag - the transaction is much more transparent than the search for new work. Cat at least screeching and chews, it is immediately clear who you are trying to do. And ads on vacancies - a solid fog, mysteriousness and blurry wording. But we know what is hiding behind them.
"Mandatory quality - stress resistance"
What does it mean: We have a branch of hell, come, place. Conveniently sit - sit here about the morning, because in the company "Rog and hooves" overtime work is the norm of life. Cylind will be like a miner in a slaughter that fulfills the five-year plan in two days. Well, work with people. True, quite a little people - our clients are nervous, and the main, right, say, not a Tula gingerbread. Circle Avral and Meat Grinder - And you smile, smile.Note PICS.RU: The requirement of stress resistance is immediately alarming, so if the employer was not ashamed of the threshold to declare that only the strongest, it means that it was not lying - there is no easier life.
"Ability to work on a very interesting project"
What does it mean: We have an idea by a million. But there is no million yet. Even thousands no. You will work for sandwiches with Margarine and a line in a summary - which is not yet a fact that it will decorate it very much.
Note PICS.RU: The phrase "We are only prompting" should also cause the desire to catch a backpack and run the changed face in the direction of the nearest forest bel.
"We invite initiative"
What does it mean: We, honestly, do not know why we need another worker. We really hope that you will tell us myself. The list of duties will be very foggy, but the result will be rigidly asking. What result? And also do not know. You are initiative, come up with your own lesson.
Note PICS.RU: Especially frightening the requirement to be initiative to the post of secretary on the phone.
"We are looking for ambitious"
What does it mean: Welcome to our serpentarium. Get ready for running on heads and pulling blankets. We pay, we are literally 3 kopecks, and in order to enhance your salary up to 6 kopecks, you will have to eat all the neighbors around the cabinet.Note PICS.RU: Very often, this turnover is screwed by companies that suggest a slow and painful movement of the applicant from the Promoter's post to the tops of supervisor.
"We have a friendly team"
What does it mean: Everyone has everything to all. The core of our friendly team is a spac of auptics from the accounting. They crown days, arranging mass tea drinking, working out gossip and organizing money collection for gifts for any reason - Masha from the promotion department comes or the dog Ivan Palycha is safely sophisticated. We are not accepted to be offended by delays. Do not even think to hide behind the printer from public life - we'll get you there and give you to the taimada. Yes, all corporates we call Tamatu. Yes, we have corporate events for any reason. With karaoke, bears and reading of rich.
Note PICS.RU: There is a small but encouraging chance that the announcement of the vacancy wrote HR, which this collective did not see this team, because it sits in the tower from the ivory and little. In this case, he simply said the text of the stamps designed to lift the naive untepered employee.
"We are looking for the lungs on the rise and well-learning"
What does it mean: We need a human-orchestra and "servant for everything." You will combine several posts and from time to time to replace the sale, designer and driver - and all this for one salary, naturally. What did you think? We, tea, not Google.
Note PICS.RU: It is possible to calculate the freebiers and otherwise - the list of requirements for an unfortunate candidate leaves in the distance, as the titers of "Star Wars", none of them correspond to the announcement header, and about the salary employer tactfully silent.