If you are a radical Muscovite named Anya and, except Russian, you speak only on learning English, it will not say anything about your appearance. And here's how sometimes those surrounding themselves, immediately give out that you have an Asian face.
More, of course, will give a lot of things about these the most surrounding, but here it is only delicately silent.
"How is your name? Anya? Do not hesitate, say this name. "
Ok, I'm sold. Stone behind the syllables not to confuse. An-on Pet-ditch-on.
When you make a comment to some Kent that he is not alone on the bus, he yells "Vali in his china"
Vali himself in your china, we have about the same amount of your own, damn.
"On the issue of temporary registration of turning there"
Woman, I am with you only to say hello, is it for the attempts of telepathy?
"Nice Russian! How long have you been here in Russia? "
Hmm ... What year did Siberia come into the Russian Empire?
"Can you digest this shawarma? You are there anything else got used to eat "
I no longer digest. Do not try to stand between me and my shammashka, hear?
"Why don't you dress like Japanese schoolgirls? Everyone loves Japanese schoolgirls "
Still prefer to love me like Anna Petrovna, and these jeans.
It is worth it to go for a company on someone's gatherings at the cottage, and someone tells the anecdote about Chukchi.
You are lucky that I am not Chukch. They are very militant. That is, very. They were afraid of all Siberia.
"Show me a welcome!"
Forgive me, my stupid friend, I only know one since childhood: "Wushu - right now I will get off my ear!" Run
