Do not believe courses and trainings. NLP and the name of the name of the Lieutenant Rzhevsky gives a wonderful half about the same way as oatmeal starts cats.
Baby PICS will tell you from what women really turn off the brain, turns on high gear and swing tires.
Statue of the Commander
Focus is performed in public places - only not in the transition of the subway, of course. You came on a birthday, corporate or club. Of course, on the hairpins, in the best dress and in the blow. Earrings ring, eyes burn. Other young two, grumbling, gather home, the bartender thinks to attribute zolik to the prices of alcohol, because no one looks into the wallets, everything stares exclusively on your neckline. Everything except the stone guest, which pierces you indifferent look as if you are an empty aquarium. Okay. Not empty. With a lonely herring, melancholically fluttering up and down. This dude "does not look" to such an extent that at some point you even want to turn around: what if you have someone juggling by chainsaws behind you? But no, there is a wall. Here, then you, exploding the ground with the hooves, and run away to the goal, because, well, damn it, eh? !! Alas, this Coc Coc Coc Coc speaks only about one thing: the trap slammed, and someone caught. No, not a juggler with chainsaws, no.
Lord of Time
At first he managed to catch you with a call between two cutting trains on the most noisy metro station. Then accidentally meets you in the store half an hour goodbye. The next time cattons at the crossroads 20 minutes after his unscrupulous late. Then it comes for you exactly when you leave the soul. And then he is - and does not call back! That is, calls back, but precisely when you are already desperate to wait for the call, I swelled into pajamas with a wardrobe, devoured a low-calorie fried mammoth and gathered to die. The meanness lies in the fact that in pajamas with perfectly it is extremely difficult to drive away to the world, and since with a lonely death does not go out, the hands will be drawn to the phone themselves, because it is necessary to entertain yourself. Well, what happens when your hands are getting out somewhere, we will not tell you - you know.
Innocence itself
Since you called him a visit to tea with a cake, then everything seems to be transparent and understandable. On the clock ten evenings. You walked around the evening city or went to a romantic comedy. You even walked under the hand. You, in the end, not for 15 years, and you advertised our morning coffee ... But, cute cute and Dowed Cake, he gets up and starts to gather. So this is not in a hurry going, without panic - that is, it is not your anecdote, it scared and the point is not allergic to the cat. Just he leaves. "It's time to sleep, tomorrow to work tomorrow." And maybe he will even sleep. But you will lie in your pajamas with puff, look at the Silhouette of Peignoara, uselessly hanging on the back of the chair, and smoke like a night fire of the Golozady Indian. After all, we have already written that in pajamas with a pile to the next world take no particular? Yes, we are sorry too.
Abandoned God
He is strong, noble, and everything makes it right, but somehow sad. Here you sat in a cafe, he said that he had already been here, desperately recommends trying a clipping from nutria with caramelized repo, and suddenly turned away. His voice trembled and the eye of a suspiciously slant. But after a second he has already praised the dessert. Did you just seemed to get the slanting sadness? Then you discussed the sea resorts, and he made such a strange pause, and sighed so lost ... And you, in general, you know what is good, you need to drive it in the neck, because why do you need this crying Pierrot? But "know in a good way", and "be able to in-good" are two big differences. You can not. As a result, Piero instantly turns into a poor fever, which, of course, stretch from the depths of depths, save, regret, warm and generally lit the sun on top and neighbors from below. What does the case usually end? Well, of course, flavored, what else?
And where is the toilet here?
It's nice to look like Uncle Stepa takes off the kitten from the birch, even without getting on the tiptoe, or boldly and authoritatively resolves the dispute with the opposite guard. Alas, all these feats could forever leave him in the hopeless category "good guy". But when it turned out that he was also afraid of a tiny spider who fell into the collar, a certain feeling was shown in you. And when the washing machine put it in a dead end, he already had three buttons, and he stayed without clean shirts - ah, in general without shirts !!! - It turned out that he was not even a shirt. Of course, over time, all this "cute inaccessibility" will begin to clarify you, and sooner or later you will put it with the eggs with a cover from the washing, accompanying it with screams "stupid creatin !!!". But the first few weeks of the kitten regularly accompanied to the toilet, saving a meager tear of the lunia.
Mister X
You waited for a solid gift, and he led you to ride the ferris wheel and narrowing tulips from the flower beds. You seem to understand with whom you deal and expected offers to dine in McDonalds, but then he dragged you into a luxury restaurant, where the table was already reserved, and the waiters diligently did the form that you are the English Queen. He has a strange name, a strange car, a strange cat, and he taught the English language of Tibetan monks for three years. In general, you seemed to be handed a bag of gifts and you unfold a new one every day. He has such an interesting life that it is not even clear how you could hook it together with his front pajama. Therefore, you laid out all the hundred. You're not worse than the Tibetan monk, in the end.
Galena Century
When he first came out of a taxi to open the door in front of you or moved the chair in the cafe, you looked at him with skepticism. Mocks, probably. In our age postmodern it is impossible to file a lady coat, not accompanying it with stupid jokes. And maybe he pretends, or is heated in humans, and then wants you to bare, borsch and in the kitchen? But he and in the first and in the tenth time, alone and with the people, not looking at the protests and not demanding anything in return, remains a gentleman. At the eleventh, you decide with the pajaum, that it must be taken, and urgently, because he probably "the last one remained."
Gentle bunny
He blues from your jokes. And on your gaze. And on how you dance. A little afraid of your girlfriends. Causes the attack of death in mom. Instantly starts friends among children and dogs. When you are on purpose - hung up his hand, it seems to have hit the current. He wants to stroke his head. He wants to say: "You don't know anything, John Snow", grab stronger and drag into the cave. And to teach everything. The problem here is only one: according to the script, with John Snow does not happen to a smooth account. What you can not say about his "enlightened" girlfriends.
