Nobody before the start of a bodic sex and did not warn that it is not always beautiful and pleasant. Sex This stupid can turn into another absurdness and awkwardness that you will have to forget for a long time. So, guys.
Chiorel
"Once I had sex with a guy who came to remove the apartment to me, in general, until we did it with my finger on the head of the bed and showed the dusty finger. I also looked at the reproach! "
Penisov clerk
"I once had sex with a girl who flew about my dick without silent, came up with epithets, descriptions, praise, not bother. I understand, maybe it liked her previous guys, but I wanted to say "what a horseman!"
Crokets
"My guy with my boyfriend wanted each other right on the bus along the way to Him home. Somehow got to the house, we met a dog and we decided that there was no longer anyone at home did not even close the door to the room. Suddenly he entered his mother with a tray of crockets and words: "Hi, guys, I made you crockets." Since then, I can not eat them.
Seismic power
"My girl and I were in pose 69 and she suddenly shouted to me right in the face with such a force that I just felt the power of this" blowing. "
Blood bath
"We met a guy at a party, liked each other and went to him. I took the medicine at that time and for me two weeks earlier began the monthly, which I did not feel. Everything around on the morning was very bloody, and we immediately noticed anything, because there were in complete darkness. "
A dream in a summer night
"I was muttered with the girl and we both were very nervous. She taught Spanish at that time. And I was already ready for her, as she said "Te Quiero", that in Spanish means "I love you," and she wanted to say "I want you." There was a very strange and awkward moment.
In the name of Jackson Pollock
"Always thought that Squirt, that is, women's ejaculation is a myth of porn. But the stain in my wallpaper until the next repairs will remind me of a girl who "squitched" me right on the wall during our sex. "
Parl Wu France
"My french lover rightly during the act suddenly sucked exclaimed" U-la-la. "
Creepy horror
"I had a case when the period unexpectedly began, the condom of slippers and remained in me, and the guy broke the bridle. The worst sex can hardly imagine. "
Romault Rule
"I had a boyfriend with a huge dick, I was accustomed to his size, but it was very difficult to make him blowjob, and he was often rude to me. During this, I once hit it, he thought it was a sign of approval. And when I finished my mouth, I just rode me. Right on him. "
No paper floccask
"The guy was going to make me koniailingus, and I had a piece of sticking toilet paper."
Surprise
"My first time was with a girl with whom we met for some time, she claimed that she had a huge experience in this matter. And I have a honestly, a big dick. I descended my pants, put on a condom, she sat down on me, then screamed from pain and all my pants and pants were in the blood. The girl ran away. I had to drag in this form through the whole city. Now I'm gay. "
Dummy
"I had a wildly shy guy who naturally had to shift his hands on me, to lead what and where. Everything practically had to do. Unbearable."
Cute reason
"We have interrupted orange spitz during sex. Really did not finish. "
Effects
"After our anal sex, Cala stains remained everywhere. Really lay as relatives. "
Out of sight, out of mind
"I did my boyfriend blowjob and did not remove the contact lenses, he finished me straight into my eyes, I ran into the bathroom to flush it all and pull out. Terribly. "
