Children's pranks, even the most border, most often nothing but a total dignity of parents do not cause. But when the folders-mothers are smoking something, and even before your friends, horror, where to go from shame where to fuck?
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"When I was 15, my mother made a contract in which it was forbidden to kiss, meet alone without accompaniment and having sex. Forced me and my boyfriend in her presence to sign a piece of paper, and then hung her at home on the wall. "
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"We hang out with my school friends late at me. And, naturally, noisy. And suddenly the father broke into the room in the dirty, stunned by something shorts, and began to yell on us. And we lost the gift of speech. And his panties had a scrotum. "
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When I was about 12 moms, I took my phone with me and saw that there were 1000 messages. She walked over all recipients and asked everyone. And one boy called herself and demanded to stop writing me. "
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"My dad always loved to communicate with my school friends when I invited them to go for me. And once, when we have already finished there, he looked at us so carefully and says and says: "And now let's talk about those changes that pass in your body during puberty."
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"My mom led in our school in school and sex education. And one day she began a lesson with the words: "When you have first sex ... All besides you. You will not have a sext at this age. (And showed a finger on me strictly). "
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"My mom once asked my boyfriend, if he got to me."
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"At my middle sister's wedding, our father called it with the name of our younger sister."
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"My girlfriend with my girlfriend, I had a house at home, and my mother went to us, looked at our heads and told us that we seem like a sperm on your head."
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"We were with dad in the gym and stepped on the treadmill. And next to us, a girl with a very obvious silicone breast stretched. Pope had headphones in the ears, he forgot about them, but decided to share the observation with me and how to bore: "Look, and there is a fake boobs!"
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"When the fashion was on the jeans raised to the middle of the priests, my mother was very shaving. And my boyfriend was apparent. And once she drank a couple of wine glasses and pulled her pants with him and told him that he would have happened once with him too if he would not pull them normally. "
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"We are somehow at the time of the graduation walked with my dad and he accelerated and zaphotobombil the elegant guys of a group picture."
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"My mother really informed my habit of painting his pants along with the cowards and not separating throwing them into the washing. And she promised me once hang my panties on the mailbox, if I do not stop. I forgot about everything. And one day, when I returned from school, I saw my cowarders on the mailbox. "
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"To the era of mobile and voice mail, my dad called my friends and left all kinds of debt messages on answering workers."
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"When I was small, my mother and I went to the movies on Madagascar 3. After the end of the session, she jumped out before the screen, and there was a full hall and began to dance under "I Like to Move It" and pull me out. I was very shameful. "
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"My mom really didn't like my attitude to school and she told me that if I could not change my behavior, then she would come to my school and would stalk in the school yard in one pajamas. I did not believe her. And one day she performed his threat. This was told about it for a long time. "
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"My dad was seriously fond of triathlon and for aerodynamics, as he said, he brill her legs. And when friends came to me, asked them to touch his legs and say whether they were enough smooth. "
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"My dad worked as a teacher in our school. And on the school disco he decided to show a dance master class. It was horror. And all rzhali. "
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"In 1992, I was 16 and I had a girl I called for us to watch the movie" The Doors ", where many candid scenes. My parents have those more hipari. And so they suggested watching the movie together. And instead of getting at some point, they continued with the comments: "Oh, we did not try" and "oh, they use blood as lubrication, cool."
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"During the school picnic, my dad volunteered to participate in the same contest and for this we put on Mamin Swimsuit. It was terrible".
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"I had an important sports performance at school and I wrote my mother that I need tampons. She broke into the hall during the draft rehearsal with screams: "Cute, here are your tampons! I hope these are those needed. Go rather try. "
