Internet publications have a good tradition to compile a selection of films before the New Year, which should be watching or revised during the Christmas holidays. We decided to do on the contrary - and the survey arranged: what films do not stand? But with the condition that it should be really good films. Which we sworn just because they became older.
The Irony of Fate
Bayan, of course, "Irony" just lazy did not rock. So we simply denote that the older the woman becomes, the stronger it is sympathy.
Love affair at work
The film, of course, did not get worse, but here, again, the "Lukashin syndrome" is relevant. The older we become, the more clearly we understand that the brilliant Kalugina after nine months gave birth to himself not the third boy, but the fourth. And it seems all this completely different.
Charger
The only thing that cannot and will never be taken away from the "Charger" is completely plague songs. But at best, half the heroes of the film today seem mentally retarded sociopaths. Who are not able to talk to each other on vital for the relationship of the topic without a magic wand.
Real love
I can not imagine how I can reconsider "real love", although I used to like it. But in the next season, "I like-I-your-my mom", the scripts are brilliantly posted - some kind of absolutely meal pattern on the romantic theme to the music from "real love". And suddenly, what had previously desired (in "real love"), it seemed a pathos, template and stretched.
Brother 2
It was love for decades, while quite recently (suddenly, suddenly, without declaring the war) did not turn out that Balabanov did not joke at all.
Highlander
Here, in principle, most hits of the 90s of the last century can be attributed. But "Highlander" was loved, therefore it hurts. And the essence is what really infuriates how they are all dressed and painted. Eyes eating straight. Now it seems that the 90s is the perfect spherical era of anti-vacuum.
Crazy Max
Very vivid impression: when revised it turned out that he was wildly tightened, and the hero's mental experiences are forced to be curved - "I do not believe!" But once seemed a masterpiece.
Dirty dancing
The film ceases to like when you understand that, first, the hero of the sussi is really not a pair of heroin - she is a girl from a papusary family, college, university, then what will they do together when sex end? And secondly, somehow, from the standpoint of adulthood, you understand that he does not like her. And - so, descended. This is a happy girl that the handsome sex dancer, and even multiplied to the protest. And the hero of Patrick heroine is almost indifferent. She asked himself - he was shattered, no more.
9 1/2 weeks
So crazy was sex, eh. Favorite Pubertata Film. And then it turned out that porn is much better. Another thing is that the newly-made attempt of cloning in the form of "50 shades of gray" showed: not everything is lost from "weeks", contemporaries can make much more sickening cinema.
Gremens
Traditional New Year's horror is beautiful that it does not come in mind to revise it. He was so terrible! But if you suddenly remember childhood in video gallets and google, get global disappointment. Because it is not a horror in any, but a non-dry grotesque comedy with blood.
Opinions gathered: Alexander Smilaanskaya