Of course, we all want to seem better than it really is. Praise Heaven, for this now there is a social network! You can rush from the soul, hang a grateful audience noodles on the ears and do not deny yourself anything. Here are our recommendations, how to do it with feeling, really and arrange. And so that no one left offended!
Heartily
Grandmother's anniversary, 1 year old baby, mother's day - your ribbon in social networks Pedit sincere and gentle greetings are the most expensive and relatives. Even your severe neighbor loader would not restrain the tears of dignity. What there is there, you yourself, for each other you write duchchard posts with confessions in love, such that even the most icy iceberg melts and floats!
Only here is not enough: neither grandmother, nor in a child, nor your beloved mother have accounts in social networks. Congratulations, so touching and cute, just will not reach the addressee. Or do you seriously think that the child will grow and will check out your instagram or VKontakte wall at 7 years old? Seriously? But today all your subscribers and friends will give you likes and think about what you are cool mom / granddaughter / daughter. And you somehow travel to your grandmother.
I do not recognize you in makeup
Of course, you try to always look like a star. In the morning I woke up - laying, makeup and everything else immediately with you! And in life you are always perfect. And all your subscribers you admire and vote the secrets of your unearthly beauty (thanks to Selphi). And you put emoticons and say that everything is natural. Yes Yes.
Somehow embarrassing to admit that first you are filming on a professional model (in vain, whether you laid out so much money for her), then you treat a photo in Photoshop, and before laying it out, you also write a filter. And so yes, all your own, all natural! And Tag # Unambiary Do not forget to put!
Where it is necessary
Made a manicure? Urgently postponed on the network pictures of hands on the car's hand! Manicure is a whole event! Everyone should know what you follow and generally dear thing (therefore only pictures are quoted on the steering wheel of an expensive car)! In winter, the pedicure is not very convenient to take pictures - while you reach the car, you will pull the boots, and even before the steering wheel you will reach ... But beauty requires victims! Think about the husky and pulling, come on, snag!
Fajn from May Professional
Order a photo session from some photographer, pay a bunch of money stylist, makeup artist and photographer, spend a whole day off (by the way, the only one) and all for what? That's right, to post results in the Instragram, change avatars in social networks and collect compliments from girlfriends. Yes Yes Yes. It is really worth it.
Need to rush, you need to roll up
At school, you always walked Fizru. At the Institute you had permanent liberation. And now you bought an expensive subscription to an expensive club, and what? Everyone should know about it! Before training, Selfie drank in the locker room, during classes - on simulators, and after - with wet hair straight from the soul! And it doesn't matter that you have half a workout goes to take the right pose. Pubics with puffs compensate for the lack of quiet in your life. And closer to the summer will come up with something.
To not forget
Repographs - evil. Because instead of having something your own, you're still time to repost funny, sad, wise and in general all sorts of posts from the group "Philosophy for All" or "Ideal Quotes". All of them, as we understand, are not yours. But they are cool and with friends must be shared.
There is, however, another option - you will repure the advice you like or a recipe, so as not to forget. But still forget and prepare at best one recipe from one hundred. There is no speech about Tiramisu. But let it be our little secret.
Close people
Now that your former complete freak you can tell you at once to all your friends. And recall even in an hour if someone did not immediately understand. Public recognition in love, clarification of relationships, parting - And now you are already trying on the laurels of the old woman Kardashian as the most real star Realistic Show! Itself producer, actress and copywriter.
Only life is not a show (surprise surprise!). The biggest happiness you can stupidly sprawle, giving it to such posts. And the grief ... grief less will not all equal. Although you will start actively spare all. Between us, pity - a marzed feeling. Do not confuse with compassion. Pity is about weak. But you are not like that, yes? Urgently bobs this thought, so as not to forget!
Once chamomile, two chamomile ...
Previously, at weddings there was a special person who recorded that and who pretended. It was done in order for the return invitation to not give less. So, it seems, this man you. Because all your subscribers know exactly what flowers and what holidays you have presented your next fan.
You and gorgeous roses are the perfect plot for the photo. The main thing is original. Yes, in general, your friends will learn about whether you liked a gift for your number of photos with him in social networks. Only now, you do not hurry anything in response. It is right. All in the house.
Leonid Ilyich in business
Oh, this fashion is, then plunder your eyebrows, then, on the contrary, grow yes. And to be like a hanging gardens of seminimides! Fortunately, there is a tattoo. And the masters are good. And about good masters it is necessary to tell everyone. Therefore, after the eyebrow correction, you need to make a separate post and tell you in detail, who drew this beauty to you on the face and how often you do it. And do not care that men are mostly terrified on how it looks in life. Well you are not for them in the end trying! And the tags # is not native and # samaming do not forget to put!
In the animal world
Everyone knows that you adore animals! You in your childhood there were guinea pig, squirrel, turtle and fish. No, of course, not at the same time. No, they lived at grandmother. What happened to them? Oh, what are you starting? In general, now you have a dog. A kind of wild beast of some room breed size with chinchilla. And you adore him! And all around should also!
Therefore, you post a numerous video every day, how your little animal runs through the snow - it's so cute (and at the age of twenty and fifth, too!) That she eats (for the envy of most of his subscribers - many of them did not dream of such a thing) and how Dress up (Ellochka cannibal would commit suicide from awareness of his own worthlessness). In general, everyone should know how you love your baby! And it is better to make a separate account on it and make repipes! Fresh idea, take advantage, while someone did not beat you.
