7 of your strange girlfriends, which seemed to get out of the movie

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Each has such a friend who seems to be good girls, but it seems that they have forgotten something in real life and quickly crawled from the movie screens.

And then they back, in his insane cinema. What should they do here in boring reality?

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Princess ley.

A girl from a good family, which is so sincere and so close to the heart once the words of adults about justice that adults are left only to be obsessed: how to live. In the morning, it saves the galaxy from oil refineries, during the day - from the soulless oligarchs, in the evening - from carcinogens in baby food.

He considers some rudder with his guy with whom intersects once a week on protests. Despite this, somehow it was married to some kind of toad. I tried a little to build an ideal woman out of myself, I realized that somewhere she was punished, and escaped when it seemed to everyone that she was already on this forever.

You can laugh at the posters, which she tested with him along the way to the rally, then from him, but she never refused to help you.

Amelie with Montmartre

There are girls who work as waitress while invitations from directors for a movie role. There are girls who wash the floors in warehouses at night until they finish learning at the institute and will not go to a good salary in a decent place. Amelie is not Downshifter, it is blissful. She likes to work as a cashier in a supermarket or walking dogs, good, she was in memory of her grandfather oriental room in his three-bedroom apartment.

She generally constantly likes something. That inhaling the smell of freshly brewed coffee, then the croup is suspended from the package to the jar, then look at the pigeons. Moreover, in a conversation, it may be found out that it is perfectly disassembled in the Spanish poetry of the beginning of the twentieth century, and in the Internet battles they are afraid to contact her the most toll. Selects God to Turtle.

Mortish Addams

It walks, hanging out by tiny skulls, bats and signs of death, the expression of the face all the time is complex, the combination of guipure skirts and harsh berts is even more difficult. In any friendship, the track about the problems will suggest to look at the tarot or try to pour a special herbal collection from which he will think about four days, but not about how to ask you.

Tattoos in the form of snakes, dates on the roofs of the crypts, retrograde Mercury in speech about buckwheat prices - it's hard to believe, but Mortis is still a beloved wife, and a wonderful mother. Such contented male and children's rye, like her guest, did not see anywhere else. Who knows, maybe it's worth trying a couple of her climb on chicken bone. Although, perhaps, the case in the chicken soup, which she cooks every time after he brings the chicken sacrificing on the home altar into the glory of Satan.

Shiny

Blue silks, fogs and vinnitsa from a cardboard box. Always charming: no gripped roots, no bristles on the legs, pedicure as from the picture, each dress is sitting like a thought.

In the books of such, they dial with brovokers and hunters for other people's millions, but the dinner is as shy as simpleness, and millionaires only in dreams.

Pisces in your life when you all in tears, snot and stretched Mike remember the uncomfortable word now already former boyfriend, brings a couple of boxes of Vinishka and offers to comfort, creating a garage rock group. She was already playing in three such. On electrical jo. And scramite, by the way, like no one.

After your refusal, humbly puts the Romom-series and shoves with you ice cream together, richly irrigated his tears for you and that girl on the screen.

Gillian Holzmann

Botanka level 80. It goes to camouflage pants and half plans for joint colleagues will mark short: "on Saturday I in the raid." Who decided that she patrols the streets from ghosts and vampires, that fool, the raid of her online, in a computer game.

Records and sets up computers to all near, long, familiar and unfamiliar girls who do not want to be affixed by a peasant with a habit of ranting about how women themselves can not. Works nurse in a children's clinic. Children are waiting for Ukrainians, like silk, passionate about the conversations about the novelties of the game industry.

Susan Cooper

In the cinema there are two types of fatty: cute and funny and evil and funny. Of these two your girlfriend looks like a tank.

You are familiar from childhood, even then she was a brave grandmother's granddaughter, loved to eat and knew that she had to do everything, and who should not her, he was still someone, and by law.

Susan goes to bow when it is necessary to pull out from the Department of Internal Affairs, it is necessary to break through the rows of soulless officials for Amelie or simply repair, finally, the elevator. You can be sure, the operation of any complexity will be performed.

In the happy end, the Cupper agent will collect all and warmly treats patties. Who and for what sins she took away the pies - because nothing, except Olivier, cannot be prepared - it is better not to ask. Sit and enjoy.

Pippa

Do you remember that we wrote about actresses that are caught by waitress? So it is about Pippu. She is going to become a famous singer, and while working clown on call. A little reliable and very friendly, in each company she knows how to create surprisingly many awkward moments.

This is the girlfriend for which he is always a little shame in front of mom, dad, a guy and outsiders, but if someone decides to offend, you will not understand how you gave a living person to the eye. Such as pippa cannot be offended. And the point is not only in that corpse of mafiosis, which she helped you to bury you at night on the bottom of the whitehouse. Just Pippa never in life did not do anything bad or a man nor a beast nor Bukashka. No need with her so.

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