How to feed the baby and thereby bring his wife to rabies

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One day your cute psychiatrist. Loses control over your household, offended, slamming the door and go to mom. "Once you are so smart, live here."

It counts, it is clear, that without her, without her unique haul technologies and kitchen management, a husband and, for example, a son stretches his legs. Even if they do not die with hunger, then the white flag will throw out after 12, after which it will be able to return a triumphantly. If it were not so stupid, it would be a shame. Because men at home are not helpless. They have fun and gladly imitate helplessness so that they are left alone. In this case, it is necessary to decide coldly, which is important: not to be blackmail and show it like her that and without her everything will be fine here, or silent, like partisans, Do not go on terrorists and continue to mow under the root.

A little complicates the child's situation. Not every father is ready to starve his son hunger just because he is too lazy. So it's still better to show shiny culinary abilities, especially since it is not at all difficult. Additionally, by the way, you can spoil a child a bit. The fact is that moms most often feed the children with a universal dish "Eccchitoda", sometimes diluting the menu with a dish of "silent". And here we can ask what the little one really wanted to layer. It's not a fact that desires will be able to satisfy - you are not a chef and not a mother. But the child will understand everything, and his sense of its importance will be satisfied. "Dad asks my opinion, and Mom is not." So it is necessary to the villain, let the hysterical hysteria satisfied!

Breakfast

The first, the easiest breakfast version is fried eggs. Fry bacon or ham, pour eggs from above, peep a little, it is not necessary to saline. From above, you can sprinkle with grated cheese. Conspiring minutes is preparing, devoured with a crash. Healthy child scrambled eggs and useful, and tasty. If, of course, he does not have allergies on eggs. We assume that the Father knows what kind of child has food restrictions.

Another option is porridge. To cook oatmeal on milk according to the instructions on a pack of "Hercules" or extras can anyone. The obtained vapper can be twisted with pieces of cheese or jam or both.

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The third option is complicated. We must fry cheesery. In fact, of course, cheesecakes are not Binin Newton, and if there are time on them, the pleasure received from the abandoned telephone conversation of the child with his mother will be grand. "And dad to me cheese cries" - Mmm!

So here. For two: 350 grams of cottage cheese, two eggs, six spoons of flour, two sugar spoons, a little salt. Stir cottage cheese with eggs, sugar and flour (a little more flour - and cheesery will turn out more dense, slightly less - more gentle and "curd"). Preheat the pan, pour oil and put balls there from cottage cheese dough, taking them and turning into cakes. Fry a few minutes to a golden crust, turn over, repeat. Internet recipes argue that all cooking takes half an hour, but we do not smoke with a child, so we will put a minute of 15 minutes at the maximum.

Dinner

It is necessary to strain and cook dinner of three dishes. On the first we will have chicken broth. Osters of chicken (sold in stores) Pour water, bring to a boil, salt, throw pepper peas there, a bulb (optional), some seasonings (focus on the smell). Remove the foam, cook until you get bored, but not less than half an hour. Next can be supplied simply as a broth, with croutons (there is a toaster? And if I find?) And boiled by screwing the egg. And you can fall asleep there, for example, ice cream vegetables, or vermicelli and then it will be a full-fledged soup. ("Dad welded me soup!").

On the second we will have a fish. There is a problem: children are not very fond of fish. It happens because of laziness: the fish should be dismembered by a fork already in a plate, remove small bones, stack your fingers. You can fight this either cry or cunning. You can make lifeless fish fillets, you can remove all the bones in a restaurant, you can buy a Cambal. The last option is ingenious. It is inexpensive, sold already worn and without scales. It should be just grateful to a large salt (the small one will also fit, but where is the Ponte?) And throw it into a frying pan, plenty of water with vegetable oil. Without a side dish, it is better to do. Everything is simple: the most happening on the stove, the more chances that something burns and dies. Multisasciation comes with experience, for this you need to cook regularly, and we are lazy.

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If the child is categorically against the fish (and we, we will remind, do not feed it with a culinary masterpiece "Eschichtodayt"), then in stock, we have Köfte - fried cakes from the lamb minced meat. Or beef, if someone suddenly does not like lamb. Interestingly, there are general men who do not like lamb? This is generally a recipe for fools: buy minced meal, to buy a cilantro, chop it finely, mix with minced meat, roll down the oblong sausages (leave your fecal jokes with you) and throw it on a hot grove iron puzzle. No grile - the usual one with a minimum amount of oil is suitable. If there is enough burr and frying pan, then as a side dish, it is best to put out green pod beans - useful, tasty, it does not occupy time at all. The main thing is not to overcome it - it is tasty, if crusts and in general almost semi-bypass.

Dinner

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The dinner will come back to the dinner. Because the thought that she left a family for the whole day, and they did not die there with hunger, but they wonder themselves, they will be unbearable for her. So limit the tea with sandwiches. And do not forget: an adult man must be helpless, otherwise it will be forced to work.

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