Tights in our life is a thing that practically possesses magical properties. Nothing spoils the mood, like a hook or a hole at all discovered in the subway. On the eve of the beginning of the season, when tights, like snowdrops, are exempt from cover from trousers and other jeans, we share our common pain.
They can not be trusted, they can break at any time. Without warning
In the tongue pantyhose it is impossible to look like a professional and spend even the most perfectly prepared presentation
Because of them you hate your heels and fingers. They are able to enter into collusion with tights
In childhood, you thought that holes on tights were the worst. But the worst of all - the arrows
Once you just decided to remove the katips, it turned out to be a hook, which in a second turned into a long arrow
You are in the continuous purchase process of tights. And walk behind them more often than in the supermarket
They make you suffer and sweat
They are treacherously at the end of the day
You know everything about the heat transfer and the effect of synthetic on the skin, but every winter you still wear two pairs of tights
They should not fall under the rain
In your wash, the tights are constantly Aki Pythons stifle the other things and fall out of the washing with characteristic flower subteps
What do they make gum on tights and why their elasticity is enough exactly on one wash?
On the way to work and from it, you move the lunar gait, because you consider a minute to the first cattle, where you can return them to the place and thoroughly pull on the ass
Recognition of the century: You wear panties on top of the tights, Shah and Mat, traitors' categories!
And put the tights immediately after the shower? Not for nervous test!
And what the hell are they starting to sit on the bending of the feet and under the knees, if you know exactly that I didn't lose weight in these places
And this hard, which you pay, when trying to wear them in the morning?
And when do they twist?
And what is it for Jesuitism when with little height and plissay me you should buy large sizes so that they take
The inquisition was not canceled, it was simply monopolized by the manufacturers of hosiery products
