The adventures of our childhood, for which we would give yourself on the ass

When we were children, we did not dare to the tablets. We have a lot and actively entertained in the company of the same adolescent idiots. We repeat: idiots. When you look around for your past, do not understand what you want to do with you a child more: to put on the ass or hug and cry, because it has survived some miracle! Our readers shared stories about which parents would not tell anything.

Bonfire

Once we hid from rain in Saraj. On the second floor there were cylinders. And on the first we divorced the fire to warm up and dry. Pretty big such a fire. Under. Gas. Cylinders.

Conqueror of the Arctic

Returned in winter with a mug and decided to cut the way to come faster. I did not go on the way to around the field, but through the field itself. There, of course, dark and snow where the knee, where in the belt. When I decided that well, it turned out that I was already lost, there is only an infinite snowfield and darkness around the endless snowfield, and only somewhere in a circle of houses. Wandered for a very long time, barely got back to the road, the whole frozen. I was picked up the driver of empty minibus and browse to civilization. He tried all the way, not mentioning sex, explain to me about pedophiles, because it scared, as I easily agreed to sit in the car on the highway. And I already knew about pedophiles, but it reached such a fortune when they seemed less evil than the frozenness to death.

Lighchka

I somehow went to walk to the playground. Next to her on the garbage burned garbage. I got to my eyes a bottle. I was very neat and decided to throw it out, threw it on the garbage, and here someone told that this is a bottle of gasoline. The yard had a yard, the drivers began to remove the cars from the garbage. The most close-friendly wheel was removed, panic, he began to move the trash can to cover the car ... And I took, I went to the garbage, in the fire, and pulled the bottle with my hands.

Speed

Loved to play by running the highway. It was necessary to jump over the rules when the moving machine was as close as possible. And they rushed there on all pairs.

Bench

My brother and girlfriend, from the considerations of Godotovka, removed smoking the park bench on the turbase on Lake Seliger. Combined from thick regions, with a high curved back. Loaded it into a jolly, which, of course, donkey in the water almost to the edge of the sides. The bench was very big, and we were nowhere to sit down. Greob's brother, recreation on the back of this bench, and my girlfriend, who does not know how to swim, were sitting on board the stern and tried to breathe in times. The stupidity of the venture became obvious when the motorboat sailed, watering the wave. But cut something like.

Partisans

We climbed with a friend in a haystack, leaving the pit there. No rear thoughts, children! It was our tank, we even made him a gun from the stick. From above, the cardboard was closed, such as hatch. And then we are tired of playing tank and we decided to read in it. Books. About war. And in it dark! And we decided not a flashlight to take, and ... a candle! Candle! In a stack! Castled with cardboard! Well, we are in the war! Did not have time, fortunately. Adults seed us. I did not understand about the candle, they were simply banned inside a stack of climb.

Wonders of Equilibristics

We went with the boys on the fence on the roof of a 22-storey building. The rules were such: who all fence will pass and does not jump, that well done.

Syracy

I was five years old. Mom said that he would take five minutes. On our misfortune with her, I already knew how to determine the time by the clock. When my mother did not return in five minutes, I was horrified and realized that she threw on her sister. The output was only one: seeking help from good people. So, I stuck a two-month sister in an envelope, put on the duck and went on the entrance, having silent into each door. Everyone was, of course, at work, but a man opened me in the same apartment. I told him through the crying that my mother and her sister had left. A man divered us back to the apartment, I ordered to go wash myself, and I began to unpack my sister myself. At that moment Mom came. You can only submit her amazement: I moved away for 15 minutes, and at home already an unfamiliar man with children.

Dresin

Dresin hijacked, because I wanted to look at the abandoned branch of the railway, and it was far from foot and lazy. Dispersed and ... drowned in a swamp. She flew right there from the broken rails. I managed to jump in some miracle.

Why do people do not fly like birds?

Next to our new home built two nine-story buildings. They stood almost close to each other, but still between them was opening about a meter wide. The most thoughtful children in the district, including me, were entertained by jumped from one nine-story building to another through this meter.

Balcony

He loved visiting the great-grandmother to go to the balcony, sit on the railing and swing there. Fifth floor.

Puppies

We had a construction site near our house. She was guarded by a flock of semi-dog dogs, embarrassed by the builders. Two boys climbed into the territory, this pack of bit. I was a home girl, I did not climb on construction. But very loved animals, especially dogs. And when puppies appeared in the flock of dogs, went to look at them along with the girlfriend. The dogs were not only not touched, but even delighted. I then walked them to feed and play with puppies. Only now comes, what a nonpougala fool was.

Feat Meresyev

Five years hit the hospital with damage to the spine. Pull out, lie on the board, do not get up, so. Home was discharged with the same underlying regime, and I went at that moment barely disgust. When alone was left, crawled behind the book across the room. Because how can I lie for a whole hour without a book, and adults to bother once again awkward.

Grenade

One day, my friend with a grenade grenades dug out of the ground and proudly treated grandmothers. Imagine the feelings of the former front-line analyzes when two stasal granddaughters run up to them and happily stretch the grenade without checks. Grandmas carefully took her out of our hands, they ordered not to walk behind them, and went to the police station, where panic were pretty, there are two granny - God's dandelions, one of them on an elongated hand with a grenade brings without checks.

The child's soldier will not be offended

At nine years I, on a dispute, on a bicycle "Schoolboy" without brakes I moved into a deep ravine. On my happiness in the ravine, soldiers descended, and when I flew through the system with stolen eyes and a scream, one of them grabbed me for the shake, and we threesome (I, he and bike) fell. That soldiers then told me, I didn't really understand, I only pronoun from familiar words.

The article prepared Lilith Mazikina