Labor weekdays of the office plankton bring not much joy. Meetings, reports, planning schedules, again reports ... And if the team has a person who infuriates, then at all longing, sadness and flour bitter. Pics.Ru collected ways to pump a colleague without separation from production and entertain. Do not confuse anyone! And do not say that it is us!
There are all sorts of fine ways, like: erase a quarterly report, throw prints from the printer, grieving the chief, to drink shrimp into the table box or hide the egg per battery. But do you need to spend your life on a similar garbage? Solit, so with fun and with a scope!Be sudden as salmon in blueberry bushes
The laxative or salt, fenced into the food, no one will not surprise anyone. A pair of LSD drops in tea or coffee will give a much more interesting and long effect! No one will suspect you: Well, where did you get so beautiful and positive from all sides of LSD?
Do not beten with girlfriends
For example, alcohol from the personal bar of the chef. So what that is there only a 40-year-old Armagnac, sorry or what? But you will be able to learn the chilling blood for the details of life (and creativity) of your enemy, if you are lucky - the whole story from my very childhood and about how in the zoo of the cockerel on a stick I did not bother, so he is not lucky in love. Ideally - write down everything on the camera, make a ton of provocative photos, and then mount the blooded roller, lay out on YouTube and send the link to all-to everyone (and at the first channel - be sure).
DO NOT RIGHT
On various forums (there are such, yes) there are many advice, how to harm the colleague car. For example, sprinkled with a fast, so that the pigeons flew and everything was drunk, I spoke and ran away. We offer not to fine: pour on the hood Valeryanka, let them get drunk around, spread out fresh meat to attract dogs, and a little salt - suddenly, moose will get wishes? You can still pour around the red paint, and the trunk to put the body of the mistress of the chef!
Show Creative
Give on some holiday with all seven-seven braid, handcuffs and Latex costume Batman. Motivate the fact that you were sure that BDSM is a business, development, sales & marketing. No, well, what, not so?
Remember the propriety
If you really want to throw in the opponent in the opponent with bread, cutlet or abdicted sandwich, stop! Remember that you can't throw food - throw a knife!
Apply every effort
Sick? Hurray, this is what you need! Come to the office and the whole day are a secular conversation intimate whisper at a minimum distance from the subject of hatred, cough and sneeze on it, throw by the used paper handkerchiefs (you aim in the garbage, nothing personal and do not need vile insinuations!) And try on the neck with the accuracy of how you feel bad and what unhappy you are. You can still lick his ear or kiss a passion with the language (option for the most bold). Take the colleague to take you to the house, put in bed, followed the blanket, fed the jam from the spoon and was your mother's mother! Or albeit also sick or strengthens the team spirit, there is nothing here.
Add paranoia
Sludged and sincerely tell me a colleague gloomily causing nervous icoting story about how one day one of your girlfriend I forgot to turn off the iron, kettle and soldering iron and as a result of the Pol Apartments. It is better to do this before an important meeting, on which the nasty colleague should act. Let it be thoughts about the fate of the unfortunate piece of household appliances in his own home! And if she lives alone with a cat, the story of how one woman lived with a cat, suddenly died, and the cat from hunger structured her face - to help you! Do not forget from time to time to demonically laugh and madly rotate through your eyes!
Use advanced technologies
If the object of hostility works for a stationary computer, then this is your chance! You imagine the moment when the colleagues are not in the workplace, you make the princertkrin of its desktop, you install as a background screensaver and hide all labels. Next, enjoy the effect generated, because no shortcut or icon is triggered. So that the suspicion does not fell on you, you turn on the "Blonde" mode, trying to help with all the might, get the tambourine, you start the shamanic dances around the unfortunate computer, you can sprinkle with holy water for it for a considerable effect. Although it is better, perhaps red - a double effect! And do not tell us that you don't have a bottle of red for such cases at work!
Add a raisyn
Register on behalf of the colleague on the Palaughte forum and leave it nickname in Skype / address of the page in Facebook or, if configured completely determined, phone number. If anything, you can justify what I just wanted to help to establish a personal life to him! Tell me that you are a long-time client of this resource and you like it terribly there! You can neatly demonstrate from under the clothes of the edge of your leather linen in rivets, and in the table drawer a cap, overhead mustache and aircraft glasses as evidence. After that, invite your colleague in the Blue Oyster bar. Success is guaranteed.
Making diversity
Sign the working address of colleagues to all imaginable and inconceivable newsletters. Suppose in the morning he has a new collection of vibrators, the exhibition of achievements to grow beets at the extreme north or sudden suggestions manually for minimal money. Or create a newsletter name and send him a digest of news about my own life with photos, video and audio how you are in the soul. And then all the work, yes work - boredom alone!
Smoking in large
We call this method "Crouching Shrew": look at the colleague "with meaning", sigh, the system of eyes, take the glance and sigh again. Maybe it does not work, but at least you will entertain and strengthen your acting talents. If a colleague suddenly starts sending back attention, turn on the snow queen and do a misunderstanding look. Rapid effect with several approaches to the projectile. Let him suffer with ignorance and love agony! Alternatively, you can invite it to drink, and here you are to help point number 1 from our list! We believe in you! Do not be bored!