9 worst guys who marry your girlfriend

Anonim

You eat with her on Pudi Soli per year. You have passed fire, water, copper pipes, all city discos and two tourists. Do not pour you with water, rain, gray and hydrochloric acid. Your friendship is indestructible. But here she suddenly marries:

1. An ideal man

It smells like him, suits go to him, and he always asks how your turtle feels. But you are a good girlfriend, therefore, every ten seconds, effort will replace the thought: "Why is she?" On "Maybe he has a brother?".

2. Your former

No, no, she did not take it away. You diverged in those times when Pterodactili flew across the sky, and now even seek. Therefore, there is no resentment, in no case. Just when happy newlyweds meet you at the door, you take a look aside and give them a set of knives.

3.This spare airfield

On the one hand, it is very difficult to blame the girlfriend in betrayal - she knew exactly that you don't love him. But on the other hand ... First, he nailed the shelves. And, secondly, you got married for him, if you can't find anyone before fifty.

4. Rich

And you and your girlfriend are rapidly moving away. Because she can afford this restaurant and that fitness club, and you are not.

5. Poor

The main thing is to climb and not notice how it uses it. And then everything will be fine. Because if you see, you can blunt. Or just look with the expression. Girlfriend will not forgive. And there will be right. Suddenly she is happy?

6. Your boss

Catastrophe. The inability to say the best friend: "My boss is a goat" - a test for a strong spirit. On the other hand, when she says (and she will say sooner or later): "My husband is a goat," then you will have a 100,500 arguments in support of this thesis.

7. Common childhood friend

There are three problems immediately identified: "You were friends in three, but he was the side of the pan, and now you automatically changed to him. - It is practically incest! - You saw him once in the sandbox ate a poop. And now the same mouth ...

8. Frick

And you are awkward for her. And you try to reduce communication for no, if only she did not notice that you were awkward for her.

9. Goat you hate

But this is exactly the end of friendship. Next time, you will with the best girlfriend, only after its divorce (which, however, will surely happen, because, right, it will not live a whole life with this goat).

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