Played candles on a thirtieth birthday cake and sat down to mourn all, for what you, in the opinion of the Internet, are too old? Many are there on the Internet understand. Pics.ru checked on himself and responsibly declares: now you are the time
To study
Vakarchuk from the Ocean Elza recently knocked out a scholarship from Yale University and went to study naturally. It will be tucked on a campus, fascinating female students and do their homework. And uncle, on a second, for 40 years. Those who say that before had to think about studying, you can safely spit in the eye.Make friends with parents
They no longer forbid you to go to the disco, do not suit the bumps after parent meetings and do not require immediately remove this horror. Well, okay, about the last item brought us. But still - now Mom and Dad need more than ever. Forget the old cheese and start to be friends with them. They are cool - otherwise where would you come from.
Change style
The clothes for which you are too old are diapers, buttons and caps. Everything else is possible. And if you dreamed of 8th grade, when neon colors include, print in the form of frogs and ballet packs of leather, and waited only now - do not refuse themselves.Marry
Even if you already went and was not impressed. As you know, each subsequent marriage is better than the previous one. And after 30, the chance to choose a suitable person increases - you already have enough mind not to run under the crown with the first oncoming just because he has a tattoo with chip and daily and on Ukulele he plays a hurry.
Divide
We physically hurt to listen to this nonsense about "how will you be alone" and "where you find a new one." We are literally the blood from the ears. Beautiful, young, clever and burning eyes - really, will disappear alone. Immediately raise a dozen cats.Change occupation
Vivien Westudud The first 35 years of his life was a teacher, Alan Rickman - Designer, and Joan Rowling thought about writing in 30. Harrison Ford threw the acting at 30 and opened his little carpentry (however, George Lucas called him back). Amancio Ortega, the owner of Zara, up to 30 with Gakov, threw the sad life of the courier. Enough or else? Here is a bore. Okay. If you now turn 180 degrees, you will find yourself in most. 53.5% of Russians replaced their career after 30 years, and 60.4% of those respondents did not regret it. If you need a sign over - it is he.
Get rights
Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear said that she would have forbade people after 30 to pass on the rights, because since they were not interested in cars before this age, they would never be good drivers. Yes, he is generally a harmful man, Jeremy this. Go to courses, and very soon you will be able to drive past the house of Clarkson, violently buzzing and showing the middle finger into the window.Tear away dance floors
Or what you loved to tear into the unfeasured young years. Fun only begins - you already know how to drink, not falling under the table, and you have money to not dream of traveling to Okinawa, but make it.
Persuate on zozh
People do not change? Garbage. Scientists from Illinois University proved that after 30 years, about a quarter of round-the-clock teachrs trembled and rushed to run a coward, rinse with a tired and brush and brush the carrot as distraught rabbits. But what is even more interesting, it helped - the condition of the heart and vessels have improved.Raise children
The average age of the first child in Russia is 24.5 years. This, by the way, is one of the lowest indicators in the modern civilized world. At one level, with us except Albania and Moldova. And in the rest of Europe before 28-29 no one in the maternity hospital is torn. And they are good.