In the nineties and zero major trend on the third planet from the Sun were permissiveness, and a complete feeling was created that the world flies to Tartarara. Now this wave rolled back sharply that, in general, the same Tartarars, only in the profile. But on the expanses of the human empire, like mushrooms after the rain, men began to appear, which we have not seen twenty years old.
VIRGIN
When a teenager from entertainment has only a circle of aircraft modeling, collecting bottles and "visiting a fairy tale" on Sundays, a teenager will seek entertainment for garages. But if the teenager has tickers, Varcraft, the Witcher and Fallaut, sex loses its meaningful attractiveness. Last years, the likelihood of a twenty-five-year-old virgin in wildlife, and not in the zoo, has increased, approximately.
TEETOTALER
The reason is the same as in the previous paragraph. It can be crawled on the site of dating, putting a launcher, stuck up to the condition of Varana. And Cybersport Alkasha does not like. Even a pathetic jar of beer can cause you that you will shoot a foreign tank or will give up ADD Archimond. And you will forever get a terrible stamp "crab". The popularity of serious cybersport is one of the main reasons why a woman proudly says: "My do not drink at all," it is clearly silent about the details.
ROMANTIC
Their number is rapidly growing for joy. This amazing phenomenon is explained very simply - men began to massively watch the series. And automatically adopt the correct (well, in the girl's understanding) patterns. Even three times a political action film without love lines can not do, and the screenwriters try to make love scenes as cinematic as possible even with a small budget. And what else do you need a girl, how is not a good cinematic scene in a separate bedroom?
FREELANCER
The previous twenty years of men were categorically, sorry, Zaporaly did not work in a big beautiful office with windows in the floor. Now, in principle, too, Zaporaly, but the crisis is not to do not care about it. The blessed crisis came and returned to men canvas, feather and printed cars. Not that this caused delight from their wives, but from the side it is quite funny to observe how your environment from the legal accounting turns into bohemian.
Kulibini
More recently - it's how it was? The car owner with a three-year experience very vaguely remembered that somewhere behind the wheel he has a button that opens the hood. To score with the foolish, the hipster head was completely optional. But some ten or twenty years passed (a moment in human history) - and in fashion no longer owners of narrow trousers in a large cage, and the carriers of the sacred ability to knock out a spark by a wrench.
SUMMER RESIDENT
It all started with the fact that he read the abbreviation of GMOs. And now no scientific articles about the delightfulness of the potential danger of genetically modified products (even illustrated by terrible pictures of non-modified vegetables) do not tend a modern man with a firm way to health. In the past times there were only two ways to drag a man into the parental house in the village - blackmail and blackmail. Fall asleep the beds with poop and dig potatoes was not cool. And now - another thing. For his own and without GMOs.
Brener
With the advent of the Internet, it has come, practically, earthly paradise - all the aggression could be dumping on the pixels who decided to argue with you. And no excess testosterone in real. Just a dream. But now, when from a hundred commentators, ninety-nine - bots and paid trolls, the dispute on the network resembles a session of a dull onanism in the company of a rubber vagina, which, unlike you, is also remembered by someone pays. Discount aggression in such conditions - well, it is absolutely impossible! Therefore, people finally began to go to the streets and speak each other all that was previously told, covered with an animated avatar. Apotheosis Upogius happened yesterday at night under my balcony, where in the smoke drunk neighbor shakes his visa for in the smoke drunk shoulders and screamed: "Yes, I'll figure you, bitch, I will calculate!"
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