If you work in the office, you spend a big and best part of your life there. It's just impossible to remain an ideal and impeccable person. No, no, and you will create any nastiness. Everyone, believe us, absolutely everyone has their dirty secrets from office life.
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You say that I got sick and take the ran, simulate poisoning or ORVI, or all together, and in fact just stand with a hangover. Remember, you get stronger than all if it is Friday and Monday.
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Without special remorse of conscience, two pieces of cake on the birthday of colleagues, whose name you do not even know.
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"Delivering" handles and pencils to never return them.
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You can easily learn the vacancies market and send your resume in all interested destinations. Of course, during working hours.
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Survey all the booths to choose your favorite and sitting there with a serious thing.
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You are infuriating when you went to pee there, and someone in the neighboring cabin makes something else. And you hear it.
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In order not to communicate with other employees in the elevator, you often use a staircase.
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If you have been born to rummage alone in the elevator and you see that a colleague is in a hurry to you, press your finger into an empty place in the wall. Type you try to hold the doors. And with inhabable regretful view you are leaving in proud loneliness.
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Ask your colleague, as his weekend passed, although you are not interested at all the answer.
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Through loudly with friends for a long time and right in Open-Space.
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Gossip. With pleasure.
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Eat some very much smelling food directly from the container brought from the house and without leaving the workplace.
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Every 10 minutes of the workflow, you rewore 20 minutes in Instagram and Faceball.
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You send fragments of conflict working correspondence to your friends with the words: "Read that I wrote this goat for shit."
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Specially recorded to the doctor at other working hours.
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You can make a combined lunch from products that are sold in the machine.
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You can imperceptibly to get enough coffee to Tachycardia, because you just stop counting the cups while in the office space.
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You can grab someone else's sauce or a candy from the overall refrigerator. Unnoticed.
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In your box, a very strange thing is stored under the table
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You can come to work without having souls on the eve.
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On Friday, a beer or a glass of wine can be buried at dinner. Friday, ale!
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You go to the toilet and sit in the booth just to be alone.
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Google and stallery in the social networks of my colleagues and bosses.
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You have periods of very strange loves in colleagues. Magic closed space.
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Regularly in your mind, compose the scenarios of dramatic care from working with spectacular scandal and clapping doors.
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At the meetings are always sitting with those with whom you caress to roll your eyes and giggle to a couple when someone says some kind of nonsense.
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Dining time you use the maximum from call to call. Return early? Yes, you. For this do not pay.
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On Sunday, you do not fall asleep to the latter to extend the weekend and delay the onset of Monday. In the morning you curse yourself for it.
