In the life of each pregnant woman comes the moment when she thinks: "Yes, it all went!". And begins to do what she wants.
#one. Walking with an unbuttoned button on the pants. And width too
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And some of the lucky can both score on the bra!
# 2. Do not shave!
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All that below the navel.
# 3. Come to the cafe and order half the menu. And Milk Cocktail!
This child asks everything, not you!
#four. Drop something and not lift
That fell - it was gone!
#five. Watch yourself in the mirror there
To remember how everything looked before. So far, dear princess.
# 6. Do not wear shoes due to swells
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Inflatable legs during pregnancy is full of trash.
# 7. Blame hormones in terrible behavior
Only once. All other times are the truth hormones!
#eight. Put hands on the stomach so that everyone understands that you are pregnant, and not fat
And ironing him, so that certainly.
#nine. Buy a bunch of unnecessary junk
For example, test strips on alcohol in breast milk. Or magic stretch marks with skin flicker effect.
#10. Slightly describe pants
It is impossible not to describe if a child is lying on your bladder!
#eleven. To dye hair
Doctors say that the child does not care, but you still pretend to do not paint.
#12. Cry alone
Bird sorry. Or in the Internet, someone said something wrong. Or even looked. Or a new stretch found.
#13. Be afraid to sleep in the toilet
Because it seems that there is still a little bit - and the child will also fly away!
#fourteen. Squeeze nipples to see if there is milk
And try it finally!
#fifteen. Walk with exaggerated caution so everyone see you are pregnant
Yes, damn it, pregnant!
#sixteen. To drink coffee
Just a little!
# 17. Forget to drink vitamins for pregnant women
Nothing wrong. The next day you can drink two vitamins!
#eighteen. Talk one's own belly
When at least someone understands you.
#nineteen. Buy and firm huge packing ice cream in one person
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Honestly, you did so and not being pregnant.
#twenty. Be upset because of the floor of the child
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Nothing terrible, it will quickly pass.
# 21. Feel
What did you say?
# 22. Use pregnancy as a reason not to do something unpleasant
Some movements can cause premature childbirth! For example, descent from the sofa!
# 23. Punch in privide
Oops.
# 24. Conduct a huge amount of time trying to make the perfect selfie for the 9 month of pregnancy
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Better more!
# 25. Schedule sex marathon to cause childbirth
YES! YES! YET!
# 26. And last secret. During any conversation to think about food
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Terrible truth.
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