The whole world is worn with introverts. Ah, a subtle spiritual organization! Ah, the need for loneliness and contemplation! Oh, the flour of socialization! In fact, the world bought on cheap tricks of Misanthropov. If someone actually suffers, it is an extrovert.
1. Your colleague works in headphones. Always. "Always" began when you switched to this department and just chatted a little with him, so that the dude relaxed.
2. When you need to cry in the vest, it is better that these most vests have been a lot. At least three. And nothing is hysterical, you just do not tear and in you a lot of feelings.
3. Your best friend admits that he periodically wants to shoot you because of your habit, hold the interlocutor for the sleeve.
4. When you come home, pour wine and relaxed relaxed into the chair, counting a little chat, your household says that he has no mood for a party.
5. You regularly hint that you should feel embarrassed or shame due to the fact that they do not mind to be in the spotlight.
6. When someone offers to spend a calm evening, you are glad to make a silent nightclub. Three or four very quiet nightclubs.
7. When you take a word on the glider, everyone starts to shushk and draw the draws in the notepads, as if the break occurred.
8. Colleagues in the smoker at your appearance suddenly remember that it is necessary to make an urgent call.
9. Your voice is mistakenly called loud, although it is normal. Normal voice of a passionate man.
10. During the lunch, you are so expressive gesturing that you are knocking down a plate on the floor. And no one, in general, is not surprised.
11. You are the only vote for the work of the group in one room, not divided into these terrible sulk appendixes.
12. The reputation of a person party is a bad service when your friends decide to call you from the disdicker parties. How do you sleep? - They are always surprised.
13. Sometimes you buy glasses just in order to match the stereotypes and look smart, like all these introverts.
14. Only with you relationships starting with the phrase "Finally, there is, with whom to talk" and finish the phrase "I can't insert a word!"
15. You pay a lot for electricity, because you can not fall asleep alone and there is always forced to mumble TV.
16. When you call yourself a good team player, colleagues exchange smiles. And he, in headphones, too.