Even from the word "Dashirak" you are not as shaky as the words "crab wand", for example. When you start to argue and talk about the beneficial properties of seafood and pour about the fact that the oysters is Aphrodisiac, you give your last and the most good argument: good food "Gadami" will not be called!
Someone all the time inclines you to eat some nautical trait
Because every time you say that you don't eat it for some reason, you definitely answer that you just did not try a worthy option
And you have to be explained, and the fantasy is already not there. And you say that just don't like the taste
Or smell
Or that the texture looks like feathers in your mouth
When you dine with friends, the company is seriously upset, because all fish restaurants fall out because of you
Sometimes you give up and spend a few hours before ordering to choose a dish where the least of all this oceanic evil
People are shocked when you find out that you don't even eat sushi. In their opinion, it is not considered a dish with seafood.
A couple of times, the benevolers tried to feed you with reptiles
You are also accused of maintaining an unhealthy lifestyle just because you do not eat marine creatures
Say your food selection - sign of immaturity
Sometimes new guys invite you on a date to fish restaurants
And you have to admit that this is not eating with such a guilty view, as if you eat babies
Sometimes you give your nerves and you are angry with this new guy who does not know anything about you and did not even ask about your gastronomic preferences.
When you still persuade try to try a new dish, you give up, just to make sure - you hate seafood
You are so tired of all this that you all start to lie and say that you are allergic to them
But in the depths of the soul, you know that rights. And seafood is oceanic garbage and trash!
