11 reasons not to have sex with bodybuilder

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Katch - it is like a Ussuri tiger, or a tornado, or an explosion of an atomic bomb. The spectacle is impressive and fascinating, well, it is better to observe it from a safe distance.

  • He will be in bed, from the head to the legs coated with oil with the effect of California tan. Well, just in habit.
  • According to statistics, 156% of women after sex prefer to hear "what kind of beauty you are!", Not "what a handsome I am! Yes, you just look at this triceps! "

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  • There is a risk that immediately after completion he will run into the kitchen to torment himself a protein cocktail. Because he spent a bunch of squirrel and the mass should be increasing, urgently, urgently!
  • His stomach is harder than yours. Why there, he is harder than your knees. He is even firming the legs of the bed on which you are still lying. And to the touch - well, exactly the washing board. You look at it and your self-esteem begins to steer and treacherously stick to the side.
  • Even if you have experienced a test with his belly with honor, you will not be able to ignore the fact that it has more your breasts. Size for two. And, unlike your, it stands.

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  • It may very much that you will have a question: "Uh, and where, actually? ..." The correct answer is all in the muscles gone. Here are on them and admire. Sex printing.
  • After sex, he will hide in the bath for half an hour and strews your razor. Because for those long half an hour, that you spent in bed, his hair on his body managed to grow, and this is a catastrophe.

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  • Spontaneous sex on the floor in the hallway? Well no. He has a mode. Sex is scheduled for ... So, now let's see ... Here, on Tuesday, from 14:46 to 14:53. Be ready.
  • Sex in the morning? You are crazy? What did you hear that morning sex deteriorates the power indicators for a month and a half?!

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  • In any position, he looks not on your ass or chest, but on his own biceps - or what muscle. Ec plays under the skin! Straight eye do not tear off.
  • He will come to a romantic date with three trucks heated. Chicken, chicken and chicken. Because he has food by the clock, and sex is not yet a reason to skip proteins.

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