If you are a big lover of men who know how to work as a tongue, then you have probably waited for disappointment. Here is a memo, how to distinguish a lover's grief who is not able to please a woman with a glorious cunnilingus. To not even think in his direction!
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If you tell him about a guy who is on the question "Where is the clitoris?" answered "between the legs", he will not even understand that it is funny.
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But the words of the type "Clitor" and "Vagina" finds incredibly funny. Can not restrain directly.
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When he buys a horn of ice cream, half immediately bite off, and then the second sweat in his mouth.
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Does not understand that it is funny to play in the patter, because, first of all, it drops almost immediately, secondly, the language is tired!
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It thinks that small sex lips are a diagnosis type. Someone has big ripening, and someone with little walks.
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He wipes after the escalator in the subway a wet napkin. Do not even ask, with what is his mouth and your vulva. His view of their contact is shocking you. Although, by the way, in the mouth of bacteria is much more!
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Does not understand why the guy in the movie was able to glue the girl, showing how the cutting tongue from Cherry tie.
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Very very salty.
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When you ask him if he knows what oral sex is, he answers: "This is when sucking."
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