Unreaving our personal sandbox - and issue everyone inadvertently in a personal scope!
A Great-Associate Child with a three-day bristle (or hipster mustache, or a tolstoy beard, or without all this) - the character is so frequent that their population wants to somehow cut. We decided to classify. Well, on the way to understand the minimally - to pass this happiness to the clinic for experiments immediately - or somehow apply in the farm, and if so, how.1. Musi-Pupse
Special signs. Angel with an Easter card. Broving house. Cupid's bow. Flashes clashed with cilia. When he meets any female creature from three to ninety-three, the female creature immediately wants to press it to him, scratching the ear, he warm up for the sinus, feed the pot and blow the dust. Vocabulary appropriate, with the predominance of "-Enkov", "-onkov" and the animal world. After breaking the car, it can build a composition of sponges, eyes and rods - and give out: "Well, the muscles will not be offended by his kitte."
Instructions for use. Angel to twenty still have some chances. Several sobering perch in the thick of life - and grows in front of the eyes. If he was so melted in a more solid age - it means that garbage and hopelessness. Okunayi do not dock - you still get a plain blade. It is already produced by an evolutionary mechanism, like Spaniel face A la "I am the most hungry dog" - to harb. Do not heret.
2. Two and hooligan
Special signs. That eternal kindergarten, and this hovering in adolescence. At the same time, I decided that girls like bad boys who jerk for pigtails. Signs of the steepness learned from the films with a bellive translation. Made from nonsense, obscent vocabulary, coarse jokes, camouflage, alcohol.
Instructions for use. Sometimes it is really cool to spend time with a bad boy. To put on the motion and all that. Just further friendship with cheerful sex it is impossible to allow it. If he, and during sex, too diligently tries to demonstrate his brutality, then it is not suitable for this. Sorry for goodbye, Brother.
By the way, as practice shows, during the real danger, the brutal macho in camouflage is often blown away. And linen, until the counterattack is inappropriately rushed.
3. Mint Joy
Special signs. The hero, whose life is greatly described by a short and capacious joke: "Bornka, home! - Mom, I'm frozen? - No, you want to eat! " For the first ten minutes of a date, mom calls him three times, he swears that in the header. Over the past ten minutes, she calls four times, he apologizes and hurries home. He lives - Guess one time with whom. Women compares - the hedgehog is clear with whom. Whose benefit is all comparisons - you can not guess.
Instructions for use. There is a certain subtlety in the alarming of a loving son from Mamienecian son. So it's not necessary to run right away. It is required to observe for a while. It happens that with my mother he is caring and gentle, but in defending his interests gently-adamant. Then it makes sense just unobtrusively include its interests in the composition - and insist on moving (it always benefits all three parties). But if any mother-in-law is a law, then this is already symbiosis. And kashki with his caps will shine to the pension. Do not fit, achieve.
4. Lover of toys
Special signs. Eyes moisturized at the sight of weapons, military equipment, cars, computers ... In general, the entire iron belongs to the inhuman tenderness. Even the radio-controlled helicopter leads it to an ecstatic state.
Instructions for use. In a mild degree, this syndrome has many boys of all ages. Sometimes he does not really interfere with the rest of his life and may be in the order of Bzik. The main thing is not to step on the corn, give the model of the model ... and - what would not do the child. But if you feel that it's more important to tinker with glands, than pardoning with you ... Leave him with them.
By the way, as in the case of No. 2, techno-militarism does not mean that he can take something metal and somehow apply something to it (or something to fasten something). So the courses of self-defense (and the ability to handle the Bulgarian) such a boyfriend never cancels, do not deceive.
5. Good gnomic
Special signs. Usually, the Tolkinovsky Enta is reminded of the Tolkinovsky: two-meter height, squeezing sage, thick berry, gentle eyes, cozy medical beats in the hawves. Tolkina, by the way, can love hot and practical. In general, he likes the strongest and little applicable to adulthood. Cartoons about fixes, for example. But the case is not in the cartoons themselves and Tolkien. The fact is how much they really capture it ... compared to harsh reality.
Instructions for use. In principle, a fairly harmless creation. Nothing is wrong from him, as a rule, do not have to wait. But only the attractiveness in it is zero. Still, he is not a good bear at all in the sense, in which there was a young abdulov. It's possible to make friends. Children even leave for the weekend. They will look after him.
6. Booming superman
Special signs. It is distinguished by the intelligence and smartness of bird-talker. Inspired by the valor, about the exploits, about glory. When proper promotion is theoretically able to do it infinitely.
Instructions for use. If the stories about his exploits at least built on a real basis, so that he dedicated to you a couple, you need to smear with my eyes and insert the type of type: "Well, wow!", "And how did you cope with it?", " Oh! And what's next? "," Oh! I'm just shocked! " But sooner or later, the almight can start at least subtractable. Answer irony, common criticism or whatever else - is fraught with its proud care in the night (in a wretched form). However, perhaps you just wanted? ..
7. I went, ostrich, went!
Special signs. And this with his head describes the phrase "I'll close my eyes now, and you will all disappear." His head is reliably hidden. If he does not see a hole on the sock, then it is no matter how. If you do not remind him of the crane, then he's no matter how it does. If you do not think about work, you can not get it on it. The combination of television, computer games, social networks and beer creates wonders.
Instructions for use. Depends on the scale. If the punching takes place to the tenth reminder, and then he begins to hide, you can live with him with a dozen medium-happy years. Before you feel how the divine Danuna touched you. If the hidden head almost does not appear above the surface - only instant Danuna will help.
8. Dolhampockik
Special signs. It happened straight from the Buddha. Only the stage of compassion for living beings somehow slipped. He is so sincerely not worried about any Indians, that even the head is not required to hide. She, the head of two ear, looks like a barren finance, home affairs, upbringing offspring and other little things with Olympic calm: Well, and that.
Instructions for use. In the desert, let him feed on acrides and talks to the shoes. You are not them.
9. Fool Ivanushka, he is the eternal Laboys
Special signs. Apparently, the school was accustomed to that much says goodbye to him for funny clamps and stupid jokes. Traveled to this and at the Institute. Now goes on. Sometimes it is really able to raise the mood or discharge the situation. But his eternal attacks in response to any human speech is still soon or late.
Instructions for use. It happens that serious shakes shakes with Ivanushki-Lovochka by the mask - and it is cut off, it snars, responds, taking a natural human look. Well, if you put on the charm, and then I did not bring it up, you can try to shake it. The result is possible. But not guaranteed.
10. Mr. Manilov
Special signs. Inspirational dreamer, professional wage (paired?) In the clouds, a skillful builder of air locks. When he resigns with this post-handed work and strikes mega-cool startup, he will surely take you into the army. And when the million will win ...
Instructions for use. Surely you read the stories of geniuses and celebrities, in which no one believed, and they have Batz! - And it turned out something incredible. And then everyone repented that they did not appreciate, and the chorus was crying. In principle, there is such a chance. So you can try to participate in the construction of locks - if they have an interesting architecture. The nuance is that in order to create something, you need to create something, and not just to fantasize. So if there was no step towards the "underground pond and the stone bridge", then most likely the story does not recognize your hero. Forget and you about him with a calm conscience.
11. Eternal holiday
Special signs. Unlike the previous type, this one already quit. The boy said - the kid did! And even went to the army. On foot. And cho, cool. He is all cool. Night in a sleeping bag or in clubs, eat at Krishnaitis or eat prana, live creativity and begging. He is advanced, creative, with him always fun. But it is fraught with expenses.
Instructions for use. If you are free, advanced itself - and at the same time the secured lady, it is quite possible that such a satellite you just lacked for the complete full of life (sorry for tautology and direct). If you are about the same, then prana and a bedroom for two may not be enough. If you are a nasty bore, which requires some kind of incomprehensible future, some kind of stupid stability, some incomprehensible children and other boring things ... then - to be friends on a safe distance - and get beautiful postcards from the most bizarre places of this galaxy.