Here, it happens, you will get acquainted with someone at the bus stop in our magic forest - both cute, and smart, and jokes. And you with a joyful squeal rush to this fabulous outer with your head - night calls, languid sighs, "Let's live together." And then you look closely, and the chosen one is actually, and not a person in general, but:
WEREWOLF
It seems that, a completely ordinary good guy. But as soon as you agree to give him your virginity (even if metaphorical) and you go to the bushes with him, it suddenly finds out that he is not the one for whom he gave himself. And "Ford" has a credit, and a member is small, and his wife's wife has no idea that "for two years he has not lived together."
A VAMPIRE
At first glance, everything is very pathetic and somewhere even stable. He is helpless, very good for himself (well, pale a bit, but for a resident of the metropolis is in the order of things) and perfectly understands Chilean wines. But time goes, and you suddenly understand that you no longer. Only the dried sheath with a deafening emptiness inside, and a pair of a swollen blood. And the only salvation seems to be a hefty aspen count.
CENTAUR
It is characterized by a rich intravidal manifold. It can be half a man, half a goat. Or half a man, half a pig. But half horses are found, no matter how paradoxically, rarely. Well, except for the rear instead of hoofs - pedals.
House
This discloses its essence slowly, but inexorably. At first, he simply is sitting in Facebook. Then shakes tanks and is disturbing until the morning. Then completely accidentally dismissed from work. You do not have time to look back - in the corner of your bedroom inhabited and energetic, like a dead cactus, Grandfather Au, answering all questions: "UBU-Yeah".
TROLL
Rare bastard whose task is to destroy your self-esteem. It uses a variety of methods from a skeptic look at your clothes, to a polite smile in response to the anecdote told by you. The troll feels confident only when you almost physically feel your own worthlessness. As soon as you want to jump from the roof, the troll should be banned immediately. If you for some reason did not do this immediately.
Dwarf
The main joy of the dwarf is to mess with the boys, remembering how they are in his youth with hobbits from Saurons on the roofs of garages dumped. Outdoor to the family life of the dude - on Elevents is solely solely hypothetically (for he knows that the elf will not give him), except that he has sex from the overabundance of beer in the body is not very. But it can be impossible to fat it, it will not be steaming: you don't have to have 90-60-90.
THE DRAGON
Dragon, unfortunately, at least once happens in the life of every average princess. He is beautiful, strong and makes enthusiastically tremble a gentle pink heart. The dragon turns life into the fiery club of adrenaline, and then treacherously without a declaration of war flies, leaving behind the scorched desert, which is still not growing anything for a very long time.
MINOTAUR
It seems, a man like a person. Well, the head of the bull, but, as our grandmothers taught - not to drink from the face, the main thing is that the person is good. Minotaur, in principle, good. But exactly until the moment he was, as studied schoolchildren of the 90s, did not "fall a plank". A minotaurian planka holds on snot and falls as soon as you say at least the word across. Well, all - write disappeared: the blood in the eyes, foam on the lips, and until I raise the seven virgins - FIG will calm down.
Vendigo
Vendigigo is a former knight who sold the soul for some nishtyaki, and now forced to eat people. That is, Vendigo, in fact, cannibal. Modern Vendigigo is widespread on the territory of the third from the sun of the planet and crouch, mainly your brain. The creature is premirement and very difficult to kill.
UNICORN
He has no bad habits, and if there is, they are very sexy. He is caring, attentive and pokes hundred dollar bills. Since no one has seen the real unicorn, but the legends go crowds, naive maiden adopt the first oncoming unicorn. And they continue to be pink illusion throughout the entire candy-bought period. And only then it turns out that it was a vampire, a dragon, troll or some more evil.
