To live the life of Earlier - the business is noble and something gives the bourgeois novels of France of the nineteenth century. Only here if not tenants! They are still lying to arrange a farce, then drama, then adventures.
We have collected several real stories about strange apartments. Do not be so!
The very first of our skillers in the 90s came with a bunch of furniture, put it in two layers, and had a 371 carnation in the walls of one room (for this drill tests, respectively, 371 holes). The design was preserved forever, because we could not remove all this, the wall-colander would be crumbled. And we still lived there!
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My parents handed over the house. Dude forgot our asphalt target rink.***
I rent a studio in the area and the tenants were very strange. The woman positioned himself a witch, painted the Solyanka Run team on the door of the Wash Wax, pinched the pins into flowers, a childless couple with a dog of a sheli breed and Donetsk passports. They shot for a year, after a month and a half, I put everything that was taken out, they said about it in two weeks, when the meters were needed, the keys were thrown into the mailbox, and then it was interesting.
When I entered the apartment and saw the facts of theft, I started to lie, that I left urgently - my mother-in-law died, she is there in the morgue, and I with my irons and bedside tables. The start of the "Witch" to pour the curses to my seventh knee, so that I died with my children, and the next day my husband dies suddenly from stopping my heart - the husband went out to smoke on the bench at home and hello. I know the continuation of the girl who is the male mother of this tenant and in her social networks there are pictures with the date of death of her husband.
And I took a picture of the runes and sigh, saying that I free all the programs invested in them and discouraged all the pins and also with thoughts that I abolish all the programs, I threw out - just on the eve of the death of her husband, when the apartment was laundered. After the death of her husband, she wished me to get there by car where I would talk to her husband, I wished me again ...
Passports, I still kept them with the correspondence.
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I had an apartment. It seems like trouble-free at all. Well, since it worked somewhere next to her husband, they were there and met for payment. In general, it turned out that we didn't even come in the apartment for several years. Then he came. Payd and left the keys through a friend. In general ... when I went to the apartment - I was stupid. It looks like a crude for three years not removed at all. Bath I washed back two days. I thought, on these detergents of the poorest. Part of the carpets had to throw out, the cleaning was not amenable. Well, in general, you can imagine the condition of the apartment.***
The apartment passed the apartment even twice two different families and disappeared with their prepayment for 2 months.
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One of our tenant, a lady from Rostov, took out everything, only parquet remained, and he tried to dig. She was warned that the house was on demolition and do not surrender for a long time. She asked, sobbed, like, at least a little bit. As a result, when a week left before demolition, she said that it was terribly offended and exporting everything in compensation. Well, honestly, there was almost nothing at least some valuable, but children's books from the sofa and washing sorry ...***
I rent an apartment to the guys who have a very amateur rock band. And they, like the tenant, are much more responsible for themselves than the notorious "families with children", after which the apartment remains at all. The latter were stolen with our parting a wardrobe - wardrobe, Karl! - And the penultimate - eaves. And the repair after them cost two (and maybe at three) times more than revenue, because "we are friends, we know each other for a long time."
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My first husband has a lady removed the apartment. And by acquaintance - the friend of his mother. When I moved out, it turned out: 1. She crossed the wallpaper in the room. On each wall - your own type of wallpaper. One seems to be two types at once.2. On top of the wallpaper, she painted crosses. Leaning, she took the toilet with him.***
The tenant flooded all the tenants from the bottom from 8 to 2 floor inclusive - and disappeared, leaving the owners to compensate for the cost of repairing a whole entry.
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My neighbors somehow passed the apartment with two strange girls with three dogs, hamsters, fish and parrot. Normal, in general, girls, only they have a cotton blanket on the balcony of Pierce. And not always the apartment was closed when the parties left, then the hamsters crawled around the overall corridor.***
My facilities (filmed my room in a communal) did not cleanse the general toilet. When I arrived to evict her and duty in the apartment at night (so as not to take anything), I went to the toilet after her and went to raise it and make it clean. She screamed so ... then sobbed that I trample her street.
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The tenant disappeared together with the keys without paying for 2 months. Together with her, the tile of the bathroom, carpeting of the room, the mirror and for some reason the ironing board has disappeared.***
The agent in violation of the contract settled three dogs and two non-stirred cats, which everyone was riddled and struck all the wallpaper for one and a half meters in height.
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I bought an apartment in which the tenants lived. They were warned in two months. Then for one and a half, then they warned regularly every week. And still they did not move away, I come with things, and they are in the apartment. I had to ask for their movements to make their things on the staircase, and the movers paid over time.***
The apartment, who shot the apartment at my pregnant friend for a long time, began to hand over her daily and hourly, which neighbors reported about the neighbors - after 2 months a cheerful life. The apartment was in rags, the master sofa was especially injured ...
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My friend my friend was withdrawn a decent young couple with a small child, and when she came in 2 weeks to admire the hut, discovered eight (!!!) Chinese, employees of the nearest market, sleeping in the floor and knew that did not know any couple with a child.***
We rent an apartment in the center, I am a realtor owners. Very good, tastefully furnished apartment, owners - a primary intelligent couple. We pass expensive, the apartment is worth it.
The view arrives a couple - a girl-girl and her realtor. Both seemed to have just come down from the ship - merry, breathe breathe, they do not stand on their feet and giggle. But they try to keep themselves in their hands. Afterviewed the apartment, wondered, giggling, strange questions. It seems like everyone liked. The hosts are stoically and politely answered all questions.
Already in the door, the girl turns around:
- By the way, how are you with your neighbors, normal?
- In general, yes.
- Do they have pets? I would not want surprises in the corridor. Imagine, I go to the elevator, and there, - makes the eyes and floating fingers "Babaku", - and there - iguana !!!
The article has prepared: Lilith Mazikina
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