We all know that in order to normally talk in Russian about sex, you need to have an incomplete fantasy - it's not English, where one word "Fuck" said and immediately everything is clear. But sometimes the conspiracy slang of our fellow citizens takes truly universal scale. Stirlitz nervously smokes on the sidelines - guess that it is absolutely unreal about sex.
More like an affectionate appeal to animals, for example, "You are my drunks!"
We are even afraid to assume, what the words happened from
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Ejaculate. NB! Some use cum as a healing face and body cream (Malakhov fans probably)
We thought it was to blame differently with women, men and animals, but no, only to have sex
Eufemism for self-critical women
Severy to have sex in the presence of a young child
Have sex
Bridge? Marafet? Hammer? In fact, this is the word "blowjob", what to hide him behind the asterisks we did not understand
Women's genitals. And the language so asks "Vorobyaninov"
Sex "quiet and low-amplitude" in order not to wake a sleeping child
Something from the field of vertebrate biology
To nobody guess!
Conspiration - the level of "gods"
"Our Rasha" and "Who is afraid of Virginia Wulf" went into the people
Dildo. Why, why vasya? Why not Nikolai ??
Anal sex. Apparently, by analogy with Pampkin Pai
Cunnilingus
Blow job
Sexual lust
Fans of blowjob. From the word "mouth", and not at all connected with the army
Female Lobok.
Masturbate. With balalaika is not connected. Although…
Separate attention deserve folk remedies for protection and myths associated with sex life. Malakhov applauds standing.
- If the sperm falls into the eye, then from the high temperature of the eyeball, it will immediately come up and cause hellish flour and suffering
- If you laugh strongly, Squirt may happen
- If practicing Dao, then you can keep the time of thought
- If a man has a big dick, then during pregnancy you can not have sex: you can damage the child
- If you are a believer, then the blowjob can not be done - this is a sin
- If after sex to jump, then 100% will not be pregnant
- If after sex, the Coca-Cola is torture, then 100% will not be pregnant
- Inside the male member is cartilage
Rent a student anatomy. The theme "The structure of a penis man".
Girl, Boyko and with full confidence:
- The basis of the structure of the male penis is a bone of 25 centimeters long and more ...
Track, thoughtfully:
- Fool, but lucky.
- Girls pee from vagina
- Men in a member head two holes - for sperm and to write
- Contraceptive pills need to drink before / after sex
- If a woman has an intrauterine spiral, then a man can scratch a member
- From contraceptive tablets develops ovarian cancer, because in pills hormones
- Naturopaths and natural natures are confident that a harmoniously developed woman can restrain the menstrual blood in force of the vagina and several times a day "merge" it in the toilet, and she does not need gaskets and tampons - it's from the evil
- If a man is lying in a hot tub, it becomes sterile