Nowadays, it's rather stupid to work in the office, you do not find? We spend nerves and time on the road, to endure a number of people with whom in your will and greet you want to want to dress up in a sad office uniform .. Why? Who needs it, if you can work perfectly from home?
If you are a forced office sitting - do not hurry to envy the remakers. And if you work at home - oh, as we understand you!Smolny on the wire!
The main plus of remote work is that you can work anywhere. Though at home, even at the cottage in the hammock. That is, we want to say that you can work at home. And at the cottage you can chop firewood. Chop firewood and imagine that you chop your head with all those beautiful people who assured you that the speed and uninterrupted mobile Internet is not a myth, but a reality.Mom is smart!
But if you work at home, you can call for help my mother. So that she sat with the children, roasted the kitlet and poured flower. Mom for it can even pay. Although it is better to pay her for it never coming to visit. Because to fry the cutlets she will be in the kitchen, but to sculpt them - you have on your head: "What are you doing there? Write? What do you write about? And write about Maryvannu - it was her case .. How do you dare screaming to my mother, are you an ungrateful infection?! ". And she will tell you that you end your life in poverty. Because it is not a job, and some kind of balletness.Well, you're sitting at home!
Mom, however, is not evil. Here is a dear spouse or spouse is exactly Satan. Because from the point of view of the shipping half you sit at home. Just like that, in the sense, you sit. And so you can make cleaning, cook dinner of three dishes, take a walk with the child, check out the lessons and buy a dog. What? What do you still do something? Work? Well, you will break away half an hour, you will warm up - it is useful. Aaaayyrrr !!Elegant shorts and ko
Remote work is an excellent way to save, because you do not need to follow the dress code. Therefore, in your wardrobe there are only two types of things: the fact that you have become little, great or hopelessly left the fashion, and what is ashamed to wear. If you sometimes still need to appear in the office, the first thing you do in the morning are trying to dug a dried meal from the only decent T-shirt.Voice in the wilderness
That is, in Facebook, in the mail or in a cozy work chat. It is worth tune in and start, finally, to work, how chat is simply exploded. BUT? What? Something happened, everything was gone? No, nothing happened, the car gives birth to a cat and it absolutely necessary to notify everyone about it. And all the notifying consider it their duty to comment. But as soon as you have a question about work, a chatter silence comes into chat. Two hours.We pronounce, pronounce, stopped pronounce
For example, why are you reading PICS now? The same. Okay, do not worry. We read it yourself - all that time when you do not write.Who are all these people?
Which around. If you work at home, you communicate, mostly with family and friends. Why your communicative skills turn into a dead essay of the ears. Let's fall into an unfamiliar society - and rightly so I want to get under the table and cover up the tablecloth. Existential Trip in Bosnoye Childhood, Yeah.Sharp eye! A sharp word!
And iron ass. Literally. Office sufferers are carried out in a chair for 8 hours, and you are all 15. Because the catika-working cattle. Your eye is sharp, but red. The word is also very, very sharp. Especially at the moment when you can no longer sit and crawl with a laptop to the sofa. And the households such "the sides do not hurt, employees?!". Immediately I want to stick a sharp claw in their mild anything.Where is my big braid?
Fine when you do not stand the Samodor head and does not distract from work with his valuable instructions that could be collapsed into the tube, and .. it is better to control yourself, right? Self-visible inserted - hedgerene, daily and every day. In the evening you can take a break, drink wine and praise yourself, and then again fall into the abyss of autoagression. Straight to sit down and start - a loose rag, lazy cattle, pristhereriness and best! Yes, baby, beat himself stronger!I'm tired, I'm leaving
In the morning you get up and open the laptop first - not having time to clean my teeth. Then, somehow washed, take care of the houses - children in the garden, walking a dog, to run into the store, cook soup. At the same time you think about work and only about work. Then you sit down. Right so, with a lump of morning baby porridge on the head. That is, it is not to work, of course, and thoughtlessly smashed into the Fritrent, periodically mournfully upgoing "Yes, what am I so lazy pig, Lord?!". By evening, you only want one thing - go somewhere away. And you have nowhere, you are already at home. Haha.